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Volkennedy

when a person with the surname kennedy has a sudden but explosive outburst where noone and nothing is safe. often coincides with a 5 week manstruating cycle but not specific to such times.
1st person - Hey have you seen Dave today?

2nd person - yea, hes not in the best of form is he?

1st person - hell no, i forecast a volkennedy, lets get outta here.
by Mystery withers May 16, 2014
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Vorked

It means you're so blackout drunk that you don't remember why you have a shoe in one hand and a tuft of hair in the other and where that chihuahua came from
Dan: Susan is so Vorked right now she just attacked Paris Hilton!!!!

Sam: What did you expect when you mix work and Friday night
by Moderately Dead Inside June 30, 2020
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volkerized

To have your flaws pointed out to everyone when you screw up requesting helpful information.
You just got volkerized,

Example of a real volkerization
But your contribution is very useful and drives home the key point here: there are multiple possible reasons for the "unprocessed continuation reference" message, and we can speculate all we want about them if we don't have enough info. Just one more example of why it is crucial and mandatory to include that section from authentication.properties in its entirety when discussing this sort of stuff. I really can't understand why people keep leaving that out - or does anyone particularly enjoy doing their diagnoses while blindfolded?
by ThgNDim January 21, 2011
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VOLTED

When you realized Voltoshi and Volt has the only answer to solve mass adoption in crypto.
I researched project after project until I found Volt and got VOLTED
by AiteCoin August 6, 2023
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volke

1. slang used for pvp trash
2. used to describe someone who's really laggy and trashy
3. also describes someone who's terrible beyond belief that any amount of cash spamming won't help him
1. dude, ur such a volke
2. god, this guy is totally a volke
3. this guy is a volke, he's so terrible and laggy man

Can also be used as a verb:

ex. stop volking
by bigpronpnp December 26, 2010
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volkdaddy

1. A grown up merf who still smells dirty panties and has a chin like jay leno and strongly resembles the father in the Incredibles
2. can also lift 400lbs but will pet little kitties any chance he gets
This looks like a job for VOLKDADDY
by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004
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Volker

Someone that won't stop going on about how they are the best and and basically created a company single-handedly.
She won't stop going on, what an absolute Volker.
by PRIZE_IDIOT January 22, 2019
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