vocational paradigm shift

Job loss / being fired.

(as made famous by How I Met Your Mother, on CBS)

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Ted: "Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees."

Barney: "You hit him with a chair?"

Ted: "Yep."

by advs89 October 5, 2011

Christmas Vacation

The best thing that Christmas has to offer. No school for a decent amount of time while you relax with all of your new gifts you got! Also the title of the 1989 movie staring Chevy Chase.

Christmas Vacation is so fucking amazing, especially since I can now play all my new games.

by Assassin aprentice September 13, 2016

vacation constipation

Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.

May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.

Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.

I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.

by nofx9019 September 6, 2010

iron vacation

Time spent in prison and not home

" I heard Gofio's on Iron Vacation Let's go raid his soon to be auctioned House"

by the guillotine industrialist April 27, 2005

Grippy sock vacation

When one goes to a mental hospital for a while.

I’m going on a grippy sock vacation, see you in a few days!

by sadboihours2003 September 24, 2021

Relationship Vacation

Taking a break from your vacation using given rules that both people in the relationship agree with.

George: Rebecca, let's take a relationship vacation for a while.
Rebecca: How long?
George: Let's say, 3 months?
Rebecca: Fine, but any rules:
George: Yes, no seeing other people.
Rebecca: Cool.

by JoshuaC April 27, 2008

family vacation

Another word for prison. Usually happens on days when you're off from school.

My parents would rob me for a family vacation every winter and spring break until I move out of my parents' house.

by The Real Driller December 23, 2022