Vladislavs

Vladislavs is the person who has the hugest cock in the world. His underling is SmallFryz and has nothing to do in his life.

Vladislavs is so hot why isnt he with me??

by smallfryz December 2, 2022

Vladislav

Vladislav is a name given to the hottest guys with biggest dicks (over 300km) dude if they cum there will be a cum tsunami and never fight them btw they're Russian-Japanse Moves and jutsus can beat you up every vladislav has a stand because they are strong like jojos and very clever but if vladislav sees a girl rip just rip she is gone be happy for the whole week vladislav is stronger than chuck Norris and goku that's he's not even using a 0,00001% of his power against them bruh yes vladislav is always wearing Adidas Gucci russian gopnik clothes and has always a vodka bottle with semetschki in their bag bruh just dont forget to run if u see a vlad and if you are a girl try not to squirt at least 5 sec that's impossible so vlad is very cool and hot and he's body is sexy and he has a sixpack he's big dick is gonna to destroy the universe

Vladislav is a mafia boss with big dick and lots of money he's gangsta moves can make every girl squirt a whole month

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Vladislavs Dracula

Vlad Tepes (The Impaler). The character who gave birth to the myth of Dracula. Cousin of Stefan The Great And Holy.

Has impaled a great deal of people. This is why he is called 'The Impaler'.

by Nirvanaholic December 15, 2004

Vladislav

Vladislav is mad, whenever you see him, mug em.

John: Hey have you seen Vladislav?
Steve: Yeah, I just mugged him and he was pretty mad
VLADS MAD!

by Dhhdhshshshfhshfshshs October 15, 2020

Vladislav

People named Vladislav are manliest man alive.
They are muscular , charming and they have long beautiful hair.
They can chop trees like they chop somebody's mom.

Dimitrije: Damn I wish I was like Vladislav
Peter: Me too

by PeternMuffinnn November 22, 2021

Vladislav

the best boy in my life, greatest speaker and very intelligent man. man who can combinate sexy and cute, my lovely angel.

Vladislav, ilu sunny <3

by k@nr@ November 22, 2021

vladislavian

Someone who thinks they're the best and ONLY them. They frequently act like everyone is below them and in arguments never admit that they are wrong due to the damage it might do to their ego.
They hardly laugh, thinking that laugh is for the weak and the only time they do is when it is to laugh at someone.
In their minds they are "the best" and that they "know best".
A possibility of this behavior is due to sexual frustration.

Arin: Yo, this lighter sucks man let me use another one.

Vladislavian: What are you talking about?!?!?! This lighter uses NASA fuel!!!! It probably costs more than your car!!!

Arin: Dude, there's no way they put NASA fuel in this shitty lighter.

Vladislavian: They do!! I know best okay?!?! You wouldn't know 'cause you're not like me!!!

by Bored_97 February 1, 2010