vitamin water

A drink that teenagers carry around to look cool and act like they care about their health (like they didn't just eat a quarter pounder and fries from McDonalds). Sadly, what these poor kids don't know is that vitamin waters add water weight to your stomach=THEY GIVE YOU A FAT,SACK-LIKE BEER BELLY! (betcha didn't know that!) -Vitamin Waters are the reason so many teenage girls have those pudjy little love handles hanging out from the sides of their mid-drifts. yet still, teenagers gulp these down like they are a drink from the gods, when they taste like diluted kool-aid.But they make you look "healthy" and "cool" and that's all that matters!

girl 1: I've been working out 4 times a week at the gym, playing tennis, and eating nothing but salad and drinking nothing but Vitamin Waters.
girl 2: so what's the problem?
girl 1: I LOOK LIKE IM PREGNANT WITH TWINS!
girl 2: damn those Vitamin Waters!

by ~caramel~ May 29, 2005

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The most vile drink in the world it taste like liquified ass and moronic preps inhale it like a preist with holy water.

Prep1: man this is good stuff
Courtyard kid1: man that kid is retarted
Prep1: It's like the gods have smiled down upon us
Courtyard kid1: Hey you dubass prep go play in traffic its good for your health like vitamin water!
Prep1: Ok!
Courtyard kid1: (mutters) moron

by A martyr without a cause May 28, 2006

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