The "bug" caught by fans of Russian singer Vitas that makes them sit for hours and hours entranced by his songs and videos. It is an incurable disease that affects the lives of the sufferers. Fortunately, once the disease is contracted, the affected person does not want be cured. So they must live thier lives on daily medication - his voice.
Symptoms of Vitas Virus:
You can't go to bed without hearing his voice.
You say "One more Youtube Vitas video and I will go to sleep".....2 hours later..."just one more....maybe two more. "
You constantly mumble such things as: "OMG, I love him!" "How can he be so sexy?"
You find a new Vitas picture and are still staring at it 5 minutes later....maybe 5 hours later.
Lots of Sighing
You listen to almost no other music
You think, speak and dream VITAS.
You can't go to bed without hearing his voice.
You say "One more Youtube Vitas video and I will go to sleep".....2 hours later..."just one more....maybe two more. "
You constantly mumble such things as: "OMG, I love him!" "How can he be so sexy?"
You find a new Vitas picture and are still staring at it 5 minutes later....maybe 5 hours later.
Lots of Sighing
You listen to almost no other music
You think, speak and dream VITAS.
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The Russian Soprano singer who uses falsetto so beautifully that no one escapes the charm^o^
The one who owns 5 times more fans than Orlando Bloom does in China...
The one whose voice is so purified....
The one you'll love more than yourself...
The one whom you are physically unable to stop listening to...
The one who owns 5 times more fans than Orlando Bloom does in China...
The one whose voice is so purified....
The one you'll love more than yourself...
The one whom you are physically unable to stop listening to...
Us worshippers: Vitas, he's our head of religeon, our treasure, our precious, our love, our source of inspiration and bravery....
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Get the Vitas mug.mar vista academy is a middle school located in san diego. that school has over 10 fights in about 2 months. people smoke in the bathrooms and come back hella high to class. sometimes they even ask “do i look high” bitch if you don’t want to look high then don’t smoke dumbass. anyways, there is a 7th grade teacher mr. fucking egghead. he is a science teacher and he’s fucking racist and looks like a motherfucking who from whovile. the students get threatened to get jumped and they get jumped without consent lmao. so i don’t recommend going to mar vista academy if you don’t want to get lectured by a fucking egg, get jumped, or wanna be around high students all the time.
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