Vin Diesel

Noun -- The embodiment of the perfect man; receives numerous insults only because many mentally-challenged beings suffer from a humorous disease called jealousy.

"Bob hates Vin Diesel because Bob can't get a woman for crap, and Vin Diesel can."

by Diesel_Powered July 18, 2005

Vin Diesel

Chuck Norris's chauffeur, getaway driver, etc.

Vin Diesel: 'cause there's only one man who can drive the most awesome-est man in the world, and that's the most awesome-est driver in the world.

by Commodore Muffincakes August 2, 2010

Vin Diesel

family

friend: have you heard about Vin Diesel?
me: family?
family: yes

by ryuisshook June 25, 2019

Vin Diesel

The person who made the worst career move of all time, which was starring in The Pacifier.

And be sure to catch Arnold Schwarzenegger in his new movie, Love Care Bear Needs A Bodyguard.

by Skin-Nerd August 8, 2005

Vin Diesel

To grow so intensely enraged that all your hair falls out and you begin to kick someone's ass in slow motion.

The math teacher Vin Dieseled an innocent bystander when someone he hated glued themselves to his garage door.

by Anie Banani March 4, 2008

Vin Diesel

Variation: Vin, Yum
Adjective: An extremely buff male.
1.
a. Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent: ‘He’s a bit Vin Diesel’
b. Characterized by magnificence or virtuosic brilliance:
2. Informal. Wonderful; delightful. Sexy. Suave. Brilliant. Gorgeous
Unfortunately the term Vin Diesel is often misused by men who aren’t themselves considered to be ‘Vins’ who can become extremely bitter and twisted. ‘Wow, that really ugly bald guy looks like vin diesel.’

Correct usage: 'I cant beleive how Vin that guy is, go ask his number!'

by Pinkeyegirl March 17, 2005

Vin Diesel

A Sextastic manly MALE who men fear, women lust after, and children look up as a hero. (Preferably bald and good at chess)

"Wow, see that humpdaddy? He could be Vin Diesel!"

"That bus filled with children was pulled from the river by a random stranger!!"
"I bet it was Vin Diesel!"

by JuliaSmooty January 9, 2006