Viet Cong

Rural outlaws whom creep around at night to commit their evil crimes

"Better keep your dogs inside at night, 'cause the Viet Cong have been stealing them lately."

by Waffen SS Soldat January 19, 2013

Viet Cong Flapjacked

Whenever you're walking underneath a canopy of tree's and an Asian man jumps from a hidden limb, lands on top of u, then takes a massive dump on your neck, right before he cuts your head off.

My brother was jogging on a trail, in the state park, when he got Viet Cong Flapjacked while training for a 20k Ironman course in North Korea!!

by Seezar Sewickley November 29, 2017