vest

an item of clothing that makes others shudder.

sophie was wearing a vest, then the other girls made her eat lunch in the bathroom!

by kccc =] August 8, 2007

Vest

A sleeve-less piece of clothing worn by douche bags, or the bag that all the dicks are stored in

Oh man, today is going to suck... my boss is wearing his vest

by CORNEDBEEFANDTHESAVAGE May 30, 2018

Vested

To have been fisted, in an indeterminate orifice, all the way up to the fister's shoulder, and once his/her hand reaches the kidneys, their phalanges must be spread wide.

The name derives from the fact that only a vest can be worn during the act.

Example 1: Hey you! Ten seconds ago you were vested!
Example 2: I'm gonna vest you, boy!

by The Real Men. March 1, 2011

vesting

-when one spends money frivolously to get laid
-investing in useless things to attract the attention of a special someone

Person 1- Wow, why did Steve spend so much money on that shirt?

Person 2- I don't know, dude. Steve just wants to get in her pants.

Person 1- Can't believe he is vesting so hard.

by bobskittlescents May 6, 2011

Vest

Crochless underwear for the upper torso

Dam did you see Felicia letting it all hang out in those crochless panties pulled over her head calling it a vest

by Hahahahak January 10, 2020

vest

A puffy nylon garment with a zipper which looks really sexy on little girls.

I like Sophia's new nylon vest.

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

Red Vesting

Not being bothered to muster up enough energy to celebrate a friends moment (Engagement, Pregnancy)

http ://instagram .com/p/htm9TJPgK5/

"Omg Lily, I'm getting married!!"
"Huh, that's cool"
"Wow, stop Red Vesting, you obviously don't care"

"Penny!! I'm Pregnant!!"
"Good for you, So have you seen that new movie?"
"Don't change the subject! This is amazing! Stop Red Vesting!!"

by Brynley December 9, 2013