velveeta 

1. unless you're lactose-intolerant and have a high metabolism, don't bother
2. extremely cheesy and artificial
3. excessively cross-posted (XCP) spam

Quit posting velveeta to more than SIXTY newsgroups!

velveeta by Xyzzy February 8, 2004

Velveeta 

Simply the most amazing and delicious cheese-esque food ever invented. It melts perfectly and stores safely on the shelf for years and years!

Velveeta - it's the creamiest!

Rachel cooked velveeta & hot dogs in her crock-pot in the garage and it was delicious!

Velveeta by Fizziwigs December 23, 2008

Velveeta 

1. The most delicious cheesy pasta that can be found in any white persons' house.
2. The rich white people version of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

Melissa and Ryan enjoy cooking and eating velveeta

Velveeta by Ryan Velveeta December 20, 2012

velveeta 

THE BEST MUNCHY FOOD EVER! Yellowish in color, DELICIOUS IN TASTE! Velveeta is not something to be overlooked. It falls under diary and pasta categories. Some people have been known to eat it right out of the pot.

Mom i'm fuckin hungy!
MAKE SOME VELVEETA YOU LAZY BASTARD!

velveeta by El Cangri April 9, 2005

Velveeta 

Pure '80s cheese. Something from the 1980s that is so cheesy it must be Velveeta.

Dude, have you ever seen Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure? It's totally Velveeta!

Velveeta by DustDevilAZ June 30, 2020

Velveeta 

The most popular edible lubricant marketed by the Kraft Foods corporation as a food product. Popular for the distinctive “glop-glop” sounds it creates during sex, it is also a common cause of yeast infections.

Boomers always be busting out the velveeta before doing crazy shit with zucchinis.

Velveeta by vanishingly March 9, 2024

velveeta queen 

A person who consumes velveeta type cheese on everything. Grill cheese sandwiches, nachos, on vegetables, fondue, casseroles or just gobbling up big chunks of it. Maybe some fried spam on the side. And a big spoonfull of mayonnaise right out of the jar every few bites to help it slide. Usually served with a two liter diet soda.

He eats nothing but velveeta cheese all day long. Been a month since he had a bowel movement. He's gonna blow like a Yellowstone geyser one of these days. What a velveeta queen.

velveeta queen by Clara Fication June 5, 2016