1. unless you're lactose-intolerant and have a high metabolism, don't bother
2. extremely cheesy and artificial
3. excessively cross-posted (XCP) spam
2. extremely cheesy and artificial
3. excessively cross-posted (XCP) spam
by Xyzzy February 8, 2004
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Velveeta - it's the creamiest!
Rachel cooked velveeta & hot dogs in her crock-pot in the garage and it was delicious!
Rachel cooked velveeta & hot dogs in her crock-pot in the garage and it was delicious!
by Fizziwigs December 23, 2008
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1. The most delicious cheesy pasta that can be found in any white persons' house.
2. The rich white people version of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
2. The rich white people version of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
by Ryan Velveeta December 20, 2012
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by El Cangri April 9, 2005
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Get the Velveeta mug.The most popular edible lubricant marketed by the Kraft Foods corporation as a food product. Popular for the distinctive “glop-glop” sounds it creates during sex, it is also a common cause of yeast infections.
by vanishingly March 9, 2024
Get the Velveeta mug.A person who consumes velveeta type cheese on everything. Grill cheese sandwiches, nachos, on vegetables, fondue, casseroles or just gobbling up big chunks of it. Maybe some fried spam on the side. And a big spoonfull of mayonnaise right out of the jar every few bites to help it slide. Usually served with a two liter diet soda.
He eats nothing but velveeta cheese all day long. Been a month since he had a bowel movement. He's gonna blow like a Yellowstone geyser one of these days. What a velveeta queen.
by Clara Fication June 5, 2016
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