A large customized SUV. They are a stylized version of the security vehicles, used for safely transporting diplomats and officials in dangerous third world countries.
by Cool Moldy September 3, 2010
Get the Urban Assault Vehiclemug. Commonly Called a MAV.
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.
A MAV may come equipped with some of the folowing items, this is how you can tell its being driven by one hip-ass mom:
Rims
Spinners
Tinted Windows
Spoilers
After market Xenon lights
Note: 99% of the time trucks are NOT MAV's, as they are usually driven by men and cannot hold many children. Crew cabs are an exception!
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.
A MAV may come equipped with some of the folowing items, this is how you can tell its being driven by one hip-ass mom:
Rims
Spinners
Tinted Windows
Spoilers
After market Xenon lights
Note: 99% of the time trucks are NOT MAV's, as they are usually driven by men and cannot hold many children. Crew cabs are an exception!
These damn women driving their MAVs, get off your fucking cell phone so you dont fucking hit me!
Damn, check out the milf in the MAV!
Damn, check out the milf in the MAV!
by TTM September 20, 2004
Get the Mormon Assault Vehiclemug. A motorcycle fitted out with tall suspension, knobby tires, handguards, and loud muffler; designed for maneuverability and lanesplitting, it can find parking anywhere.
by Timberwoof April 17, 2003
Get the urban assault vehiclemug. by Novass65 October 4, 2017
Get the Mormon assault vehiclemug. Any Type of Vehicle with Fred Durst, DMX, Redman and Methodman driving in it singing as loud as they can.
Kumar: Dude there's a fucking Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) down the block we should check it out.
Harold: I don't have time man, I've got too much work to take care of due in the office tomorrow.
Harold: I don't have time man, I've got too much work to take care of due in the office tomorrow.
by neard2000 January 4, 2010
Get the Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle)mug. When one decides to break open a congregation of people by barging a friend through them, causing a ruckus.
by George Bisbikis September 12, 2004
Get the Mobile Assault Vehicle (MAV)mug. by James Weyand November 10, 2007
Get the Coffee Shop Assault Vehiclemug.