Ass Valet

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

by Michelle June 25, 2004

Valets

A Singaporean woman that often gets into sexual altercations. Usually a single mom of more than five children. Quite poor.

She's such a Valets.

I feel so sad for poor Valets.

by pipka January 7, 2019

Vylet

An amazing person who is great to be around and is always a an outgoing yet down to earth person. Vylet's have great advice and are just amazing people in general.

"Wow Vylet is amazing"

by fictitious name March 24, 2019

valetudinarian

an old word use to describe someone who is unduly concerned about their health.

in an episode of sherlock holmes with one of the gentleman who he visited described his condition forever cursed to be valetudinarian.

by the great raymondo July 9, 2007

valletta

The capital city of Malta named after Grandmaster Jean Parisot
de la Vallette.Was built after the Great Siege of 1565 when the Maltese triumphed over the Turks.

Man 1: Hey have you been to Valletta?
Man 2: No, but I hear it's great!

by Da hamalli January 27, 2007

valetto

Valetto is a male with the power of the God Hercules. He is meant to be strong, bold and arrogant. Fear is not in his dictionary.

Valetto means to be bold and fearless.

by Valetto January 11, 2018

vylette

an incredibly funny, witty, compassionate person. the name is incredibly unique, similar to the person, which is why they are described as a vylette. everything around them seems to be surrounded by light. they tend to put others first because they love everyone so much. this is why everyone loves them.

homie one: dude idk the answers to this quiz

girl one: ask that vylette

homie one: what if she snitches?

girl one: never. you can always count on them.

by snoopdigsterdog June 25, 2018