var

A commonly used positive and respectful substitution for many words. It is also known as an ancient Varillian chant to bring good fortune.

A term used in Turing software.

"What the var man!?!?"

"How are you varring today?"

"VAR!?!!?!?!???!!?!?!?!?!?"

"VAR, VAR, VAR, VAR, VARVARVARVAR, VAR, VAR!"

by UBER VARIAN March 26, 2009

Var

A very kind, sweet girl. Her voice is like soft, calming music. Her eyes are like an ocean, deep, and you get so lost in them easily. Oh and that smile, so beautiful. It's like seeing a puppy, you get so happy and cheerful. Every minute u spend with her, is treasurable to you. If you ever get a person named Var, never let them go, they are the best thing you'll ever get in your life.

girl:she's so pretty and kind, isn't her name var ?

by ilovemygfvar October 16, 2019

Var

a vehical that looks like a cross over between a car and a van

"Look at that yellow var!"

by mandyz941b December 8, 2007

VAR

A group of spineless degenerate incompetent purple monkey jugglers posing as IT helpdesk support for other less inferior and underqualified Information Technology surrogates.

I called the VAR and they were a bunch of low-life geeks with no common rationality or sense of time.

by nymphozodiac February 7, 2010

Var-read

(pronounced: Vair-red)
To leave someone on read, especially at the most unconventional moments.

"So how was your day? <3"
*Read: 3 days ago*

"Oh my god, he just var-read me."
"Really?? You should dump him."

by KEONFUCIUS February 13, 2017

Var Borsikian

An amazing girl with a guy whose head over heels for her.

Gustavo loves Var Borsikian

by Jesustheonegod September 28, 2011

Si cled var

To not understand the science of sussy imposter in the real world of the night in the slums

I did not Si cled var when I saw the crusty figure.

by YoSoyDaisy Moreno y bajo January 20, 2022