vincinator

The term used to describe someone whose sole purpose in life is to get you and everyone around him shitfaced.
DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THIS PERSON! There is no such thing as a quiet pint!

I went out for a pint with the vincinator on Sunday, i`ve just woke up, it`s Thursday, and i`m in Devon, my arse hurts. I HAVE BEEN VINCINATED!

by Dave September 19, 2004

vaginate

To gravitate towards a particular person or situation because your pussy wants it so bad, even, and perhaps - especially - when your brain knows it's not a good idea.

I promised myself I wouldn't go up to my ex at the party last night, but I totally vaginated straight to him.

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 30, 2009

Poisson Vaccination

When the waiting times proposed by profit-driven pharmaceutical companies and oft-morally bankrupt politicians for someone to receive their subsequent jabs in the aftermath of more infectious or transmissible corona variants seem to follow a Poisson distribution—the waiting time between two adjacent jabs gets shorter for subsequent booster shots.

Governments and drugs companies in the developed world couldn’t care less of short- and long-term side effects as a result of the Poisson vaccination of their citizens to “protect” them against the corona variants.

by Covido December 28, 2021

vaginaterian

A Slang term for Lesbians

Don't even think about it dawg, she be a Vaginaterian...nawwhaimsain

by OCM March 14, 2003

Vaginaterian

A man or woman who besides everything else very much enjoys eating PUSSY.

That Rachel Maddow on MSNBC man really looks like a Vaginaterian.

by LENOVO81000 July 12, 2009

Vaccinhater

A person who believes vaccines won’t help fight viruses!

I can’t believe there’s so many Vaccinhater’s sounding off on social media, not realizing by doing so, they’re sitting on the bench of team virus!

by Johnny B OX January 9, 2022

Pre-Heaven Vaccination

When the number of times centenarians are encouraged to get vaccinated and boosted within a certain time frame is based on the sum of the digits of their age (not exceeding half a dozen jabs) in order to prolong their longevity on this side of eternity—for instance, a 102-year-old person would be jabbed at least three times, compared to a 103-year-old folk who would be shot no less than four times.

A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?

by Covido February 4, 2022