The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward.
by Wabbit January 30, 2005
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In MMORPG, a valas is known to totally suck at all aspects of the game, being nothing more than an obnoxious voice over ventrilo who simply wastes loot due to his or her inability to contribute meaningfully in any way. Using WoW as a basis for comparison--- In PvP, a valas would be known to do things like polymorph then fireblast the target right afterward but not before the target's lifebar is restored. The valas then typically spams "STOP ATTACKING MY SHEEP" into /yell to try and deflect culpability to the other moron pugs from servers like Kil'Jaeden and Proudmoore.
In FPS type games, a valas is typically found laying prone inside a small enclosed space trying to use a rocket propelled explosive (from the prone position mind you) to kill an enemy player who is within melee range. A valas is also known to use the sniper rifle at close range while shooting from the hip. A grenade thrown by the valas is more likely to kill the valas than an enemy.
In MMORPG, a valas is known to totally suck at all aspects of the game, being nothing more than an obnoxious voice over ventrilo who simply wastes loot due to his or her inability to contribute meaningfully in any way. Using WoW as a basis for comparison--- In PvP, a valas would be known to do things like polymorph then fireblast the target right afterward but not before the target's lifebar is restored. The valas then typically spams "STOP ATTACKING MY SHEEP" into /yell to try and deflect culpability to the other moron pugs from servers like Kil'Jaeden and Proudmoore.
In FPS type games, a valas is typically found laying prone inside a small enclosed space trying to use a rocket propelled explosive (from the prone position mind you) to kill an enemy player who is within melee range. A valas is also known to use the sniper rifle at close range while shooting from the hip. A grenade thrown by the valas is more likely to kill the valas than an enemy.
"Man, we sure did rape that team. Seems like they went to the homeless valas shelter and recruited some real valases to play on their team."
"Look at this fucking valas---noob wasted his iceblock to get rid of my curse which he could have just dispelled!"
"Good thing we disabled friendly fire this round, otherwise that valas over there would really be fouling things up!"
"Look at this fucking valas---noob wasted his iceblock to get rid of my curse which he could have just dispelled!"
"Good thing we disabled friendly fire this round, otherwise that valas over there would really be fouling things up!"
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The coolest friend you’ll ever have. She’s introverted but is very interesting once you get to meet her. She loves films and shows, she probably edits too. Loves milfs <3 Tall and beautiful person with great music taste. Also very kind person!
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by Dieser Russe April 18, 2020
Get the Dirty Valdas mug.Valsalva is a term describing the "bearing down" activity which occurs during sex which results in a sudden onset of amnesia for preventing the formation of new memories as well as complete loss of memory regarding the event during the maneuver. STudy to support this was done at John Hopkins and published in The Lancet.
"DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER?!!!"
"AHHHH....VALSALVA!"
"WHAT?!"
"I commonly have episodes of valsalva...so I cannot really answer this question....I simply do not know."
"AHHHH....VALSALVA!"
"WHAT?!"
"I commonly have episodes of valsalva...so I cannot really answer this question....I simply do not know."
by MintyLeila July 29, 2005
Get the valsalva mug.1. n. A usually circular plate or mat which is placed underneath a vessel in order to protect a tabletop surface.
2. n. A given situation.
3. n. The instance in which people say something or convey an idea which they don't really veritably mean.
2. n. A given situation.
3. n. The instance in which people say something or convey an idea which they don't really veritably mean.
1. a drink valassitude; see synonym: coaster
2. The valassitude of the matter is that we're all doomed!
3. I can't believe she committed valassitude!
2. The valassitude of the matter is that we're all doomed!
3. I can't believe she committed valassitude!
by carROT December 2, 2004
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"dude you totally vassassinated that kickflip down the 40 stair"
"that kickflip was pure vassassination"
"that kickflip was pure vassassination"
by brown snake January 24, 2009
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