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vagsassin 

Noun: 'vajsasin' Anyone who performs vaginal intercourse so vigorously that afterwards the woman is incapable of having vaginal intercourse anytime in the near future.

Verb form is vagsassinate.
"Dude, I heard that he hit that so hard that she couldn't even think about sex for a week. He's a total vagsassin."

"I vagsassinated my girlfriend last night. Unless I can talk her into anal I'm not getting any for a while."
vagsassin by Justim August 26, 2007
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vaxassinated 

Describes someone who died of the cloth shot.
If you believe the main stream media, there's a big change you'll end up vaxassinated.
vaxassinated by VirusWappie January 14, 2022

Vagwashing 

When a male character written for a popular show/movie is replaced by a woman. This can take place in either a reboot, remake or new production.
With all this vagwashing in movies, I'm wondering when Bond will become a dame.
Vagwashing by Zachariah Langley 13 September 25, 2017

Vargassing 

Vargassing is the art of making a completely idiotic statement and then instead of retracting the statement you double down on it, or triple down on it, and in extreme cases many more times. This is typically done during outrage at a persons statement in which it is actually so stupid that backing down from it, or apologizing for the supremely idiotic statement like an adult would cause the individual great discomfort.
Joe was definitely vargassing hard after his post on twitter.
Vargassing by SmackYoMama March 8, 2023

Vagaslin 

To decorate your Vagina with sparkles
Omg your your vagina is vagaslin
Vagaslin by Powerfulcolby January 2, 2021

vassassination 

skateboarding term used to describe a gnarly maneuver with the same style and awesomeness as the vassassin himself.
"dude you totally vassassinated that kickflip down the 40 stair"

"that kickflip was pure vassassination"

vassassination by brown snake January 24, 2009

vagassifieds 

Hey there bud where'd you find that hot babes oh the vagassifieds we met last week
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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