valassitude

1. n. A usually circular plate or mat which is placed underneath a vessel in order to protect a tabletop surface.
2. n. A given situation.
3. n. The instance in which people say something or convey an idea which they don't really veritably mean.

1. a drink valassitude; see synonym: coaster
2. The valassitude of the matter is that we're all doomed!
3. I can't believe she committed valassitude!

by carROT December 02, 2004

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The Ramones

My favorite band of all time. People criticize them and say they aren't punk, but isn't punk about not adhering to an image anyway? The Ramones had songs that were fun to sing along to and were probably the first and last perfect US punk band. No one will ever be like them.

Gabba gabba hey!

by Carrot May 07, 2004

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spawnkiller

The lowest of the low....a player with so little skill at a game that they resort to killing other players as they respawn in an effort to score some frags. Generally despised, an insult in itself to anyone who does not indulge in it.

Hey you, spawnkilling n00b, go get some skill

by Carrot March 14, 2004

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nothingham

What locals call Nottingham, NH on account of it's population that's never peaked 3,000 even though it's got 48.4 square miles of land.

Guy 1: Hey, have you been to nothingham?
Guys 2: Nah, I've only driven through it. It takes 25 minutes to go from end to end, yet I've never seen a soul!

by Carrot June 22, 2014

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whitelock

a truly scary but hilarious man who should have been given his own television show the minute his butt hit the floor on the day he was born.

has an unholy love for the constitution

Mr. Whitelock gave me detention because I dropped the social studies book, which contains the constitution

by Carrot June 20, 2006

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