An incredibly terrible video game player.
In MMORPG, a valas is known to totally suck at all aspects of the game, being nothing more than an obnoxious voice over ventrilo who simply wastes loot due to his or her inability to contribute meaningfully in any way. Using WoW as a basis for comparison--- In PvP, a valas would be known to do things like polymorph then fireblast the target right afterward but not before the target's lifebar is restored. The valas then typically spams "STOP ATTACKING MY SHEEP" into /yell to try and deflect culpability to the other moron pugs from servers like Kil'Jaeden and Proudmoore.
In FPS type games, a valas is typically found laying prone inside a small enclosed space trying to use a rocket propelled explosive (from the prone position mind you) to kill an enemy player who is within melee range. A valas is also known to use the sniper rifle at close range while shooting from the hip. A grenade thrown by the valas is more likely to kill the valas than an enemy.
In MMORPG, a valas is known to totally suck at all aspects of the game, being nothing more than an obnoxious voice over ventrilo who simply wastes loot due to his or her inability to contribute meaningfully in any way. Using WoW as a basis for comparison--- In PvP, a valas would be known to do things like polymorph then fireblast the target right afterward but not before the target's lifebar is restored. The valas then typically spams "STOP ATTACKING MY SHEEP" into /yell to try and deflect culpability to the other moron pugs from servers like Kil'Jaeden and Proudmoore.
In FPS type games, a valas is typically found laying prone inside a small enclosed space trying to use a rocket propelled explosive (from the prone position mind you) to kill an enemy player who is within melee range. A valas is also known to use the sniper rifle at close range while shooting from the hip. A grenade thrown by the valas is more likely to kill the valas than an enemy.
"Man, we sure did rape that team. Seems like they went to the homeless valas shelter and recruited some real valases to play on their team."
"Look at this fucking valas---noob wasted his iceblock to get rid of my curse which he could have just dispelled!"
"Good thing we disabled friendly fire this round, otherwise that valas over there would really be fouling things up!"
"Look at this fucking valas---noob wasted his iceblock to get rid of my curse which he could have just dispelled!"
"Good thing we disabled friendly fire this round, otherwise that valas over there would really be fouling things up!"
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B: Yep, currently playing it before it leaves.
A: Ah, pulling a Valaking
B: Yep, currently playing it before it leaves.
A: Ah, pulling a Valaking
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by WhyXic February 4, 2022
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When used as an independent tone word, used to express the speaker's very excited, happy mood.
When used as an independent tone word, used to express the speaker's very excited, happy mood.
In the departmental meeting everyone valala express their own views.
Valala, I'm so happy to be with you.
Valala, I'm so happy to be with you.
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Get the Valar Morghulis mug.Brave. Strong heart. Heroine of the people; The female form of eternal innocence battling eternal evil. Female born from a seemingly 'other-worldliness' who takes to battle the evil ones who recognize and fear her powerful seeing of the good and the evil in others. One who refuses to be victimised and confronts injustice with her ability to translate crafty stradegy, as well as decietful language designed to benefit the profits of a single entity at the expense of the masses. She uses her gifts to protect others who are unknowingly, or deny being, the victims of lies and injustice.
Others less hardy will avoid her with the fear of being targeted by the corruption that she takes to battle, but when in dire need will seek her wisdom, and guidance as she lovingly gathers them under her protective wings. She carries great strength and inner beauty even as she mourns the human/earth condition. She who walks with steadfast surety.
Others less hardy will avoid her with the fear of being targeted by the corruption that she takes to battle, but when in dire need will seek her wisdom, and guidance as she lovingly gathers them under her protective wings. She carries great strength and inner beauty even as she mourns the human/earth condition. She who walks with steadfast surety.
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