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valentine's day

Single's awareness day
"Is it Valentine's Day again?"
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."
by This Cat February 13, 2004
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my bloody valentine

The greatest dream pop band of all time. Their sheets of guitar noise will tuck you in like a blanket.
I thought I was having a hillucinatory episode, but it turned out I was merely listening to the sublime sounds of My Bloody Valentine.
by Peter Parker November 13, 2003
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valentine

What you call the boy/girl your temporarily "dating" for Valentine's Day. Something invented to make the rest of us single people feel like lonely shit.
I wish I had a Valentine.
by Secret Rocker June 17, 2005
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Ivy Valentine

Slut from the Soul Calibur series with huge tits and revealing clothes. Wields a whip.
DOOD! Play as Ivy Valentine and watch them bounce.
by FrogOne June 8, 2009
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bloody valentine

When you give someone you love a valentine confessing your true feelings on Valentines Dayand they reject you and you feel really suicidal from recieving the bloody valentine.
Andrew: What's wrong with Cody?
Jesse: He just got a bloddy valantine. He's a wreck.
Jenny: Oh I gave out 50 bloody valentines last year, I don't see what the big deal is.
Jesse: Only you could say that.
by Darth_`Eowyn January 29, 2007
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valentines day

The reason why so many people are born in november
"When is your birthday?"

"November 14th"

"Hm, not suprised..."

"Eh, why is that?"

"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
by Martar October 7, 2008
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Valentine’s Day

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.
Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh
by The guy over there February 14, 2018
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