vala, oh that sexy mother fucker. she will light up the room with her smile and the way she looks at you. she is the most amazing smart person, you'll ever see. if you are friends with her then noting in the world matters
vala dammmmmmmmmm she is sexy
by Indi_theow February 15, 2023
The incorrect usage of the French word voila vwäˈlä, which translates to, "There it is" or "There you are." Voila is synonymous with presto, ta-da, look. More traditionally misspelled "wala."
Traditionally used by ignorant, untraveled American autists whose foreign language capacity is relegated to "taco" and "French fries."
Traditionally used by ignorant, untraveled American autists whose foreign language capacity is relegated to "taco" and "French fries."
"I did the same thing on my first ar purchase I wanted a longer hand guard so I cut it and painted it with some high heat paint and vala"
by Jeremi Hanlon December 10, 2018
An incredibly terrible video game player.
In MMORPG, a valas is known to totally suck at all aspects of the game, being nothing more than an obnoxious voice over ventrilo who simply wastes loot due to his or her inability to contribute meaningfully in any way. Using WoW as a basis for comparison--- In PvP, a valas would be known to do things like polymorph then fireblast the target right afterward but not before the target's lifebar is restored. The valas then typically spams "STOP ATTACKING MY SHEEP" into /yell to try and deflect culpability to the other moron pugs from servers like Kil'Jaeden and Proudmoore.
In FPS type games, a valas is typically found laying prone inside a small enclosed space trying to use a rocket propelled explosive (from the prone position mind you) to kill an enemy player who is within melee range. A valas is also known to use the sniper rifle at close range while shooting from the hip. A grenade thrown by the valas is more likely to kill the valas than an enemy.
In MMORPG, a valas is known to totally suck at all aspects of the game, being nothing more than an obnoxious voice over ventrilo who simply wastes loot due to his or her inability to contribute meaningfully in any way. Using WoW as a basis for comparison--- In PvP, a valas would be known to do things like polymorph then fireblast the target right afterward but not before the target's lifebar is restored. The valas then typically spams "STOP ATTACKING MY SHEEP" into /yell to try and deflect culpability to the other moron pugs from servers like Kil'Jaeden and Proudmoore.
In FPS type games, a valas is typically found laying prone inside a small enclosed space trying to use a rocket propelled explosive (from the prone position mind you) to kill an enemy player who is within melee range. A valas is also known to use the sniper rifle at close range while shooting from the hip. A grenade thrown by the valas is more likely to kill the valas than an enemy.
"Man, we sure did rape that team. Seems like they went to the homeless valas shelter and recruited some real valases to play on their team."
"Look at this fucking valas---noob wasted his iceblock to get rid of my curse which he could have just dispelled!"
"Good thing we disabled friendly fire this round, otherwise that valas over there would really be fouling things up!"
"Look at this fucking valas---noob wasted his iceblock to get rid of my curse which he could have just dispelled!"
"Good thing we disabled friendly fire this round, otherwise that valas over there would really be fouling things up!"
by RoffleCopter4200 November 04, 2009
A dirty Slovak that is overly confident with the ladies, he does his best every night to bring a lady home but the only thing he brings home is his empty phone. He always says he’s Canadian.
“There’s a Nick Vala boys, look at him trying to get those two rockets, oh he’s walking back already”
by pappiemilio April 08, 2020
Tyla Vala is a nice guy a bit of a neek though he likes his work and doesn’t have time for the nyash or girls.
Tyla is a feminist and loves fortnite as well as his friends.
Overall he is a legendary guy.
Tyla is a feminist and loves fortnite as well as his friends.
Overall he is a legendary guy.
Tyla vala is here
*looks down*
“Hey tyla have u stayed up playing fortnite again”
Tyla Vala”yeah man its so fun”
“Nice one man”
*looks down*
“Hey tyla have u stayed up playing fortnite again”
Tyla Vala”yeah man its so fun”
“Nice one man”
by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023
by SVanleif November 15, 2019