Vala is a girl who is just SO hot. Everybody loves her.
She is kind and caring and has more confidence than everybody. Sometimes it comes off as being a
biotch but Vala is honestly just so cool. People who hate on her are
fucked up and need medical
help.
Boy 1: Hey bro, I'm gonna ask Vala out, she's so hot.
Boy 2: Wtf? She's
mine bro. Back off
Girl 1: Hell no, she made me a lesbian. She's obviously
mine.
Vala: What? No. My
heart belongs to (Insert fictional character here)