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Vagican't

A girl who you can't get with for whatever reason.
This can mean she doesn't put out or you simply fucked up while hanging out with her.
Ricky: That girl is so hot!
Tom: Yeah, but she's a total vagican't!
by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008
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Vagicate

When a woman takes deficates out of her vagina.
Holy shit, that bitch just vagicated all over her dress during her wedding.
by Vagicate4lyfe November 3, 2010
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Vagicautious

A female who is discerning about having sex. A woman who has high sexual standards.
You'll never get her in bed... She's too Vagicautious.
by Scottglick March 8, 2012
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vagican

Current city/state wherein resides the vagina of the great Vagiliath.
A utopia, where all vaginas are created equal but some are more equal than others.
The last society in the world where all laws are passed by a 3/5 vote by vaginas.
The only place in the world which gives away chocolate and copies of "The Notebook" for free.
The city/state surprisingly boasts a 99.9/0.1 female to male population.
Because of its remote location, women have begun to go through their cycles simultaneously. This in turn has created a severe problem with vampire bat sitings and bitings.
I am Tom Reynolds reporing from the Vagican where earlier today, it was voted that not only shall each citizen receive chocolate and a copy of "The Notebook" but they also shall receive a free Nalgene bottle. Their reason for doing this? I quote, "This is what the great Vagiliath would have wanted."
by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008
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vagicate

Noun or verb: vagicate, vagicated, vagicating

1. The act of a man's seminal fluids oozing out of a women's vagial opening post coitus.

2. When a man chooses to leave the social proceedings of his friends in order to accompany his girlfriend and engage in non masculine activities such as shopping or watching Sex in The City
Well, it looks as though John is gonna vagicate the festivities again to please his needy ass girlfriend that needs to find herself some damn girlfriends.
by Wayne D August 12, 2004
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vagication

When a women is taking time off from having sex.
I haven't had sex with my wife in 3 months. She's on a vagication!
by p mammen August 2, 2009
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Vallican

Definition ; A Mexican from the valley ( 956 )

History :
Created in 1702 by Mr Fidel Garza. Mr Fidel Garza was born in Harlingen Texas ( 956 ) in 1673 and died in Harlingen Texas in 1718. Mr Fidel was an orchestra conductor and is very popular in mariachi. He was a teacher in orchestra for 3 years. He created the word " Vallican " to describe people in the valley ( Texas , Harlingen )
The word " Vallican " can be used as a slur only to people in the valley . His creation for the word became popular.

Vallican describes any hispainc in the valley of 956. For example Edgar's and Latinas.
Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: I'm from South Texas.
Person 1: Oh your a Vallican!
by millamxo April 21, 2022
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