vaginaphobia

the fear of a vagina anywhere near you

david: hey sam, did you hear about simon's vaginaphobia?
sam: what the fuck, that dude must be gay if hes got vaginaphobia!
david: man, i heard you had vaginaphobia
sam: urm no? im not gay dude

by femaleboss123lol December 29, 2013

Virginophobia

The unjust, morally wrong and socially arrogant fear or disgust of having sexual intentions with someone who is a virgin, or has chosen a life of chastity. In some cases, people with this phobia can not manage to be seen with one, touching one, or even talking to one.

tweedle-dee: Dude, are you still seeing sandra tonight?
tweedle-DUM: Nope. I found out that she's a virgin. I have Virginophobia

by SGTBLOODHOUND April 13, 2009

Vaginophagia

Love of eating pussy

What woman wouldn't want a man who had vaginophagia!

by Mr. Music Man May 2, 2018

veganophobia

Fear of having sex with a vegan because you feel they reach orgasm easily eating kale or broccoli

- Did you have sex with that pretty tall blond girl? Isn´t she amazing?
- Of course she is. But she is a vegan.

- I didn´t know you are such an asshole!
- I am not. It is called a veganophobia.

by Daniel Stern June 4, 2018