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Vaginitis 

Psychological affliction that will cause the majority of women or 'vajority', and also their significant others to vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton in 2008.
Not to be confused with Vajinority, the affliction that will cause consevative Christian women to vote the same as their husbands, due to lack of common sense or real world experience.
Someones should open a free clinic for those college hippies -- I can smell a bad case of vaginitis coming on.

(declaration) '{I}Can't believe they voted for the pig lady with the big kankles!' (reply) 'Well what did you expect? The vaginitis got 'em. It's been going 'round. Used to be they'd just zone out of Lifetime and squirt some blood, and it'd all be over, but it's mutated, it seems.'

It is suspected that terrorists have been poisoning our water with concentrated strains of vaginitis for the past four years, resulting in a fevered liberal pitch and a mania revolving around voting for a woman just for the sake of voting for a woman.

Vaginitis 

an inflammation of the vagina. I don't know what inflammation means so I'll just assume that it means on fire.
Help me! My house is burning down and I'm catching vaginitis!
Vaginitis by kwang June 8, 2003

Vaginitis 

an inflamation or irritation of the vagina, including a thick white vaginal discharge and or rash on the vulva or opening of the vagina.
Daddy, don't put that in there, I'll get vaginitis.
Vaginitis by STD Project April 1, 2003

vaginitis 

When vaginas flee from you, or the thought of you.pokemon card collectors seem to catch it.
"Bro you havent gotten laid in months? You must have vaginitis, go to the fuckin doctor and get teh fuck away from me before i catch it..."
vaginitis by pandaman June 28, 2006

Vaginitis 

When Tommy Fury gives up his biggest payday ever because he’s got a little runny nose and is scared of Jake Paul
We’ve worked tirelessly to get the Fury Vs Paul fight rescheduled but gosh, looks like Timmy Fumbles has got Vaginitis again
Vaginitis by Tinytimmyfumbles December 6, 2021

Vaginitis 

A diagnosis that urges you to say things like “I’ve literally seen a vagina with more balls than you”
“Ive literally seems a vagina with more balls than you”
“Wow He must have vaginitis, what a pussy lol”
Vaginitis by Poop88838484 December 6, 2021