Chinese Food Vagina 

When your vagina has a chinese food scent. This is common when a chinese man has sexual intercourse with a non asian female in the hot tub.

Ping did this girl in the hot tub and her vagina smelt like fried rice and cat for the next 3 years... this is a classic case of Chinese Food Vagina

Chinese Food Vagina by Brian Masucci November 4, 2010

china vagina 

One who has such a loose vagina, it is possible for them to fit China's entire populous in their vagina.

Basically means a girl who is very loose. Eg. sleeps with lots of guys.

Related to sickbag vagina.

Example 1.
That Paris Hilton might be the biggest China Vagina the world has ever seen.

Example 2.
Person 1: That chick over there sleeps with every guy.
Person 2: Yeah, she's a real china vagina.

china vagina by skitzor December 9, 2008

Designer China Vagina 

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

Designer China Vagina by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025

Designer China Vagina 

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’

Designer China Vagina by Anonymous submissions April 24, 2025

Chinese Hangover Anal Vagina 

A Chinese Hangover Anal vagina, commonly known as a Chav. Is a well known stereotype in the UK. They are usually found in the wild and seen as orange, incredibly long lashes and claws. And preferably Nike Airforces. Or some other form of sports clothing. however if you are to call one by a Chinese hangover anal vagina, they will know you know there SECRETS. Chavs are secretly, half Chinese, love anal sex, and most of them are gay/Lesbians. (Of course secretly)

"Omg you Chinese hangover anal vagina get over here"

"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"

"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"

Chinese Hangover Anal Vagina by TrueKnowledge_11 October 25, 2022

Vaginacinity 

The anatomical area outside of the vagina, including the external genitalia and bilateral vagpits. More simply, the vaginal vacinity.

Example 1:
Gynecologist, on physical examination - "I am really seeing a lot of swelling to your left vagpit, Karen. Have you noticed pain in your vaginacinity recently?"

Example 2:
"He literally licked every inch of my vaginacinity. It was amazing."

Vaginacinity by vagvagcity August 29, 2016