Vacuum cleaner 

A sexual prostitute whom doesn’t even have to audition to become a stripper because she’s already got everybody’s attention. She makes more pleasured noises during sex than any other prostitute. Vacuum Cleaner is really one hot girl but don’t get on her bad side; Vacuum Cleaner is a wild prostitution who’ll womp over you with her Stilettos then proceed to suck your nose off.

Guy 1- oh dude no way is that Vacuum Cleaner?
Guy 2- yeah!
Girl 1- I’m gonna go break Vacuum Cleaner’s vacuum sucker wand.
Girl 2- oh no bitch dong do it. *wiseper voice* no ncahe she’ll suck you’re new nose off”
Girl 1- oh

Girl 1- oh ok

Vacuum cleaner by thegardenofemma July 21, 2019

Vacuum Cleaner 

A device that sucks balls under your couch.

The vacuum cleaner cleaned up the mess under my couch after it tore and spilled.

Vacuum Cleaner by Snowpawn November 13, 2019

vacuum cleaner 

an electrical device that uses suction to collect dust particles and other shit

hey, nerd remember when Uni Cornelius got his dong stuck in a vacuum cleaner

vacuum cleaner by zoosmell poolord April 28, 2023

vacuum cleaner man 

Man who wants to inspect your tits.

Hello, I'm the vacuum cleaner man. I'm here to inspect your, uh, your tits.

vacuum cleaner man by Your moms face May 18, 2014

vacuum cleaner 3000 

when you suck coochie as hard as the latest dyson vacuum cleaner. it leaves the person trembling and unable to walk for at least a week depending on how many times you do it.

“omg you did the vacuum cleaner 3000 on me, it was so good but i can’t even sit up”

“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”

vacuum cleaner 3000 by freakygaygirl101 January 30, 2021

vacuum-cleaner salesman 

Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.

All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.

vacuum-cleaner salesman by LaughingAllTheWay February 24, 2011

Vacuum cleaner filter

The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs

Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.

Vacuum cleaner filter by Wannabe firefighter November 23, 2021