A sexual act in when the man is penetrating the woman from behind while the women is on all fours on a carpet and the man chops out the womens arms so her face is being driven into the carpet during thrusting, thus simulating the motion of a vacuum cleaner.
This bitch started to make annoying sounds during sex, so i used the vacuum cleaner method to shut that clucking ho bag up.
by killa park March 26, 2003
by HUE HUE HUE!! September 27, 2016
by Snowpawn November 14, 2019
by Your moms face April 06, 2014
A sexual act almost equivalent to the oral sex act "the blowjob", except for the fact that the person performing the fellatio make a sucking noise, such as a vacuum cleaner would make. Sounds include: "Shhlck", "Slllllluuuuuuupp" , etc.
Fred: Yo man, Daphne and I had the best sex last night!
Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?
Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!
Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!
Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?
Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!
Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!
by The Matress Giant December 12, 2011
when you suck coochie as hard as the latest dyson vacuum cleaner. it leaves the person trembling and unable to walk for at least a week depending on how many times you do it.
“omg you did the vacuum cleaner 3000 on me, it was so good but i can’t even sit up”
“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”
“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”
by freakygaygirl101 January 31, 2021
Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.
All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.
by LaughingAllTheWay February 06, 2011