A sexual prostitute whom doesn’t even have to audition to become a stripper because she’s already got everybody’s attention. She makes more pleasured noises during sex than any other prostitute. Vacuum Cleaner is really one hot girl but don’t get on her bad side; Vacuum Cleaner is a wild prostitution who’ll womp over you with her Stilettos then proceed to suck your nose off.
Guy 1- oh dude no way is that Vacuum Cleaner?
Guy 2- yeah!
Girl 1- I’m gonna go break Vacuum Cleaner’s vacuum sucker wand.
Girl 2- oh no bitch dong do it. *wiseper voice* no ncahe she’ll suck you’re new nose off”
Girl 1- oh
Girl 1- oh ok
Guy 2- yeah!
Girl 1- I’m gonna go break Vacuum Cleaner’s vacuum sucker wand.
Girl 2- oh no bitch dong do it. *wiseper voice* no ncahe she’ll suck you’re new nose off”
Girl 1- oh
Girl 1- oh ok
by thegardenofemma July 21, 2019
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Get the vacuum cleaner man mug.when you suck coochie as hard as the latest dyson vacuum cleaner. it leaves the person trembling and unable to walk for at least a week depending on how many times you do it.
“omg you did the vacuum cleaner 3000 on me, it was so good but i can’t even sit up”
“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”
“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”
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All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.
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