A female expert in fellatio who possesses a mouth stronger than both a vacuum cleaner and an octopus' suckers put together.
by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003
aren't you tired of your girl squirting all over your bedroom well you should use a vacuum cleaner! When she says "I'm cumming, I'm Cumming" you grap your handy vacuum cleaner and place it onto the vaginal region, she then proceeds to squirt into the safety of your vacuum cleaner!!! No pain and no stain!
Pedro's gf would not stop squirting all over his casa, he bought the handy Mandy vacuum cleaner and no pain no stain!!!
by Juicybigsausage April 11, 2016
A sexual prostitute whom doesn’t even have to audition to become a stripper because she’s already got everybody’s attention. She makes more pleasured noises during sex than any other prostitute. Vacuum Cleaner is really one hot girl but don’t get on her bad side; Vacuum Cleaner is a wild prostitution who’ll womp over you with her Stilettos then proceed to suck your nose off.
Guy 1- oh dude no way is that Vacuum Cleaner?
Guy 2- yeah!
Girl 1- I’m gonna go break Vacuum Cleaner’s vacuum sucker wand.
Girl 2- oh no bitch dong do it. *wiseper voice* no ncahe she’ll suck you’re new nose off”
Girl 1- oh
Girl 1- oh ok
Guy 2- yeah!
Girl 1- I’m gonna go break Vacuum Cleaner’s vacuum sucker wand.
Girl 2- oh no bitch dong do it. *wiseper voice* no ncahe she’ll suck you’re new nose off”
Girl 1- oh
Girl 1- oh ok
by thegardenofemma July 22, 2019
by Your moms face April 06, 2014
A sexual act almost equivalent to the oral sex act "the blowjob", except for the fact that the person performing the fellatio make a sucking noise, such as a vacuum cleaner would make. Sounds include: "Shhlck", "Slllllluuuuuuupp" , etc.
Fred: Yo man, Daphne and I had the best sex last night!
Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?
Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!
Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!
Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?
Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!
Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!
by The Matress Giant December 12, 2011
when you suck coochie as hard as the latest dyson vacuum cleaner. it leaves the person trembling and unable to walk for at least a week depending on how many times you do it.
“omg you did the vacuum cleaner 3000 on me, it was so good but i can’t even sit up”
“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”
“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”
by freakygaygirl101 January 31, 2021
Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.
All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.
by LaughingAllTheWay February 06, 2011