little vac

The little annoying rat bastard co-worker that nobody likes. Often sucking the bosses cock and taking it all the way past his tonsils. Do not say any jokes or have any fun around him because word will surely reach the bossman during a felacio session.

Guy: Man i dont how the boss found out what i said.
Other Guy: Probably that cocksucker Little Vac.

by DickSmokingFever March 19, 2017

vac-hatin

When friends post awesome vacation pictures on social media and you have to hate on them.

Did you see Josie's pictures of her stay in Italy? Man I was doing some vac-hatin!

by colonelsanders87 July 13, 2013

Stu Vac

Stu Vac: Short for Student Vacation, Stu Vac is a short break taken before exams for the purpose of study and more usually procrastination.

"Stu Vac, traditionally known for its ability to turn apparently normal university students into caffine-guzzling, chain-smoking procrastinators..." - Honi Soit Article, Week 13, Semester I, 2006
"Stuvac: the best excuse for a piss up since 9/11" - Ibid

by Flash Ash August 11, 2006

Vac Job

1 (n.) terrible blow job which may include bitting, excessive sucking and/or sloppy noises
2 (n.) any painful blow job from a girl or guy taking too many hints from COSMO magazine

-- What happened in Canada man?
-- Nothin, just a vac job
-- better than a vagcicle
-- true.

by Barelegend January 28, 2005

table vac

Someone who snorts drugs.

"Kenny's been using speed again!"
"Yeah, he's becoming a real table vac"

by jormeidt October 5, 2006

Sack Vac

While sleeping, a guys scrotum suctions to his anus and creates a vacuum causing him to snore.

I couldnt sleep last night because my husband's sack vac was was on full blast.

by lebbie coone April 12, 2014

shake and vac

A blow job. Shake with the hand(s) and suck with the mouth like a vacuum would.

"She gave me a shake and vac on the first night, so me knew she was the one."
~Ali G talking about his girlfriend, Julie

by Phazia October 29, 2008