vacation dick

A dick that's too big to take on a daily basis, but makes for good vacation sex. Bigger than a boyfriend dick.

Shawn's got a total vacation dick. That's why all the girls have him as their sidedick.

by HungryDrummer April 14, 2016

vacation dick

A horse size penis that you can't really handle but you figure f it I'm drunk and take it anyways.

Holy hell, he had a vacation dick Amy. I didn't think it would fit but I was so drunk it didn't even matter. Now I won't be able to walk right for weeks.

by Dead possum April 10, 2016

vacation dick

When you are on your Victorian House Boat and see your Butler from across the Bow and he gives you a look of Rambunctious Lust and you are keen for a Deep Penetration

*When you want that Vacation Dick*

You: "Hey Jeeves, let go of that wheel and attend to my Mast"

Jeeves: "Sure thing, I bring a few seamen to the poop deck *throbs*"

by Lizard Lord April 10, 2016

vacation dick

a penis you only want when really drunk or on vacation. Its very large and leaves your vagina stretched out and butt hurt for the next few days

i went to Florida for spring break and had some vacation dick.

by liltomhung April 18, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is much larger than what you are use to taking up your hatch. So you can only do it so often as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

Girl : He has a vacation dick.

Girl #2: Girl when I get bored of my boyfriend I go to him to split me in half

by OneNip May 08, 2016

vacation dick

A vacation dick is the larger dick that your bitch rides on the side.

Person 1; Did you and your boyfriend hook up last night?
Person 2; Matt and I? Hell no. I went and rode on my vacation dick.

by It's past your bedtime May 04, 2016

vacation dick

Extremely large penis that you can only get a couple of times a year.

Summer can't come soon enough, I need some vacation dick.

by Urbanism2016 April 14, 2016