Gossip Vultures

People who arrive onto the scene of an incident (for example, a fight) that has recently occurred, but one they did not witness. They then start to ask the people who saw what happened questions ("What happened?" being the main one) until they get enough information to gossip to their friends about it.

"Wow, that fight was pretty brutal. Oh look, here come the Gossip Vultures!"

by Lewis505 January 4, 2009

prayer vultures

The people who flock to the comments section of any news story dealing with the tragic death of a sympathetic person or persons and post crap like, "So sad. Prayers up for her and her family," and "Thoughts and prayers to the families and friends."

Those freaking prayer vultures spend more time posting than praying.

by jack6128 April 30, 2010

you seein' vultures?

someone who is completely and utterly (tanked, drunk, NOT sober, etc.) and complains of seeing unidentified birds under the ceiling.

Nancy was so tanked, we asked her, "you seein' vultures?"

by DB4Lyfe August 4, 2009

cock vultures

Ugly or fat women who take advantage of blacked out drunk males that are out of their league. Much like a vulture preys on roadkill.

Often pointed out by sober males to drunker males by giving the cock call..."cock cock cock".

Jake: Erica showed up to the party sober at three am because she knows she has a chance of taking care of Mark whos 21st birthday today.

Andrew: The cock vultures are out in full force.

Jim: Cock, cock, cock.

by Andrew Reynolds January 21, 2008

vultures

people who swarm a newly single person, usually only for sexual intentions.

She just broke up with her boyfriend and now the vultures attack.

by xsilentx35 January 14, 2010

airport vultures

The people that wait for flights on standby, hoping to pay cheap "standby fares."

They diligently scavenge on the misfortunes of others, hoping till the last minute that the poor, paying passengers miss their flight.

We made our flight just in the nick of time. Those nutcases waiting for standby couldn't believe what hit em. Suck it, airport vultures!

by halpwr September 27, 2010

People Vultures

the number 1 gizz fan in the world, an acient scholar of polygondwanaland.

Hey, look it's the one and only pollman- People Vultures!

by stuart_liddiard May 14, 2021