vessel maintenance

Nickname for working out at a gym.

I do vessel maintenance 5 times a week

by Kuehlstein February 16, 2018

Vessel engineer

Relys on the vessel wiper to do the work, doesn't cook doesn't clean just eats and bitches about dumb shit

Kenny is such a vessel engineer

by Vessel wiper March 7, 2023

Vessel engineer

Relys on vessel wiper to do the majority of the work. Doesn't cook doesn't clean just complains

Kenny is such a Vessel engineer

by Vessel wiper March 7, 2023

vessel dbc

The best basses in dci

Vessel dbc has the best basses

by Imbatubleua June 11, 2023

Vessel Marie Token

A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.

Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"

Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"

by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025

Vessel Cadaver

anything you put a sigil or spell inside of

Wrap the good luck spell around the file and bake it in the cake, it can be the vessel cadaver.

by Cherrypit October 14, 2025

Pure Vessel

The Hollow Knight at his peak before he was sealed in the Black Egg temple where he contains the Radiance. He’s incredibly difficult and is going to annihilate you when you first meet him

“I died to the Pure Vessel again! Whyyyyyyy!!!!!!”

by Hollowslayer October 28, 2021