Einstein's *very* Special Theory of Relativity

An advanced sexual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your pubes look a bit like an Albert Einstein mustache on her upper lip, and then she recites Albert Einstein quotes as best she can.

"God does mmph play mppphhh."

"Mmmmphhh equals mmmmmphhh C sqummmph"

-Probable utterances by a person performing Einstein's *very* special theory of relativity.

by Televangelist July 7, 2009

Not very special

Thomas Livermore

If you met him, you would understand... He just isn't really that great. Not entirely vile... Just pretty average. All in all Not very special.

by onetwoxyou October 15, 2011

Your very special piece of plastic

That piece of plastic unique to you which you hold dear and in return it gives you luck.

Watch out! It's your very special piece of plastic.

by r bginvefigrvefovgefocwdfebncw November 2, 2020