vagenius

a insipid or idiotic action and/or statement, often resulting in witnesses' heads exploding as they cannot comprehend the sheer stupidity of the act. vagenius is all they can say to describe such a terror.

"Holy crap! That was fucking stupid! What fucking vagenius came up with that one? I hope she falls down a flight of stairs or at least gets sterilized to protect future generations as the world is not a safe place with such a vagenius walking around."

by Van Chancellor May 2, 2007

Vagenius

An intelligent, chic, and savvy woman who is able to get what she wants out of life by using her vagina.

Wow! Look at the success Lauren has had over the past year, she's such a vagenius!

by DilleyCouture September 16, 2010

Vagenius

Either someone who has a COMPLETE understanding of women,

or

Someone with a COMPLETE LACK of any sort of understanding of women

"I can't believe you just told

your girlfriend she looks fat in those pants when she asked... you're a VAGENIUS!"

by MATTheBRATT October 6, 2023

vagenius

A guy who is amazing at giving a woman oral pleasure.

Wow, turns out that the guy I met last night is a TOTAL vagenius!

by catkicker mcpeeee October 4, 2010

vagenius

One who is smarter than the average man because they have a vagina vs. one with a penis.

I had to show him how to program the remote because I am a vagenius.

by T~Mac April 21, 2011

vagenius

anything from taco bell menu often times coinciding with a females anatomy part...

"This Cheesy Fiesta Vagenius is delicious! Yummmmmmmmmmy!"

by Van Chancellor May 2, 2007

vagenius

something that stinks like rotten cabbage mixed with decaying fish and bloody fecal matter

"hey! scrub your vagenius! i'm suffocating from the hideously rancid smell!"

by Van Chancellor May 2, 2007