utter shit

'literal shit' Something that is complete shit. Could be used to describe a shitty situation or object.

'What the hell, this is not supposed to happen, this is utter shit!'

'I hate SPSS! This program is utter shit!'

by offspringjack January 31, 2012

utterance

(Noun) A word, phrase or other sound spoken aloud; an exercise of one's ability to speak.

The ordinarily quiet student's loud utterance shocked his classmates.

by L33tm0nk3y December 9, 2007

You utter fool!

a term used by a german guy in jojo's bizarre adventure part 2: battle tendency and has now become a popular meme.

protagonist: I use magic sunlight punch!

german guy: you utter fool!
the power of german engineering!!

by AWWWW MAN October 22, 2020

Utter Wankspangle.

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.

Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

utersouras rex

When a womans egg goes unfertilized during her monthly menstrual cycle a small angry dinosaur hatches inside her uterus from that egg. The dinosaur becomes very angry and causes the women alot of pain.

i have cramps so bad my utersouras rex must be very angry

by may tree May 13, 2010

Utter Crap

somthing or somone that is pointless, sensless, insolent or meaningless

"This dictionary is utter crap, full of chav words that stupid people think are cool"

by chav slayer December 17, 2005

utter cunt

A person who is basically a massive cunt, every day throughout the whole fucking year. The person is such a massive cunt, that massive isn't enough to describe it, hence utter cunt is more fitting. Utter cunts are usually called Amar or Cian or something stupid like that.

A: Hey do you know this guy, he seems nice!?
B: No he's not, he's the definition of an utter cunt!

by StellaDrinkerNotts June 3, 2017