A child who has grown up wandering from one LAN party to another, very familiar with computer games, LAN connections, and energy drinks.
After her first couple of years as a lan urchin, Natalie was unable to eat pizza without sitting at a computer.
by kenjamd December 17, 2008
Get the Lan Urchin mug.The act of inserting a sea urchin inside a woman's asshole and proceeding to produce friction due to the intense rub of the sea urchin, causing internal bleeding to the victim.
Boss: "why the fuck are you late to work today, mate?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"
by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019
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Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.
A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
Get the pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake mug.where your 4-9 years old and dont go downhill to the bank and you stay uphill with the other uphillians and where tactical shotgun is located.
by jesko zy October 24, 2022
Get the uphillian mug.The act of sticking your finger in someone's butthole and it clinches up like a Sea Urchin does when you poke your finger in one. Particularly effective if you say "Sea Urchin" as you make the move.
by C.JO June 2, 2004
Get the Sea Urchin mug.Gaining sexual pleasure from the act of peeing, whether it be on a person, recieved from a person, watching it, or just thinking about it.
by xMaXouTx August 24, 2008
Get the urophilia mug.I let this stupid n00b think he could hack me even though I'm behind a PIX, just because I wanted to watch him push shit uphill.
by whytee September 28, 2005
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