by BCBR December 04, 2009
Lauren: What is that thing under your chair?
Kelly: that's an urn.
Lauren: Laughs histerically URN.URN.URN.
Kelly: that's an urn.
Lauren: Laughs histerically URN.URN.URN.
by maudington July 08, 2009
gay) hey, who u voting in elections@2020?
straight) donald trump, of course!
gay)noob, first time voting?
straight) nah... but gay marriage might be banned if biden wins.....URN!
straight) donald trump, of course!
gay)noob, first time voting?
straight) nah... but gay marriage might be banned if biden wins.....URN!
by 𝖑𝖊𝖌𝖊Aarav011( just jokes ) September 07, 2020
A woman who cheats repeatedly with a coworker before and during her marriage. Then after his death uses his memory
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.
Teresa always mentions Mike even though he has passed. No hiding their relationship.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.
by Mr. Craps February 23, 2014
An office game involving industrial kettles and masturbation. The aim of the game is to enter the office kitchen when no one's about and nut one out into the giant kettle, or urn, which dispenses boiling water for tasty warm beverages, without getting caught.
If you succeed, you gain the satisfaction of knowing people are supping on your jizz, and the respect of your co-workers who are also in on the game. If you fail, you are probably fired.
If you succeed, you gain the satisfaction of knowing people are supping on your jizz, and the respect of your co-workers who are also in on the game. If you fail, you are probably fired.
Jones: Why are you clearing your desk?
Gorman: I got caught urn yearning again.
Jones: I didn't. Enjoy your coffee poindexter.
Gorman: I got caught urn yearning again.
Jones: I didn't. Enjoy your coffee poindexter.
by Filth Wizard May 20, 2008
Obscure reference to the Simpsons: Monty Burns has just made a speech, and was getting booed out. When he asks his kiss-ass assistant if they're booing him, he replies "No, sir...they're saying boo-urns." He then asks the crowd, and they continue to boo him, save for Hans Moleman, who says "Well, I was saying boo-urns."
An exclamation, used in disappointment or excitement
An exclamation, used in disappointment or excitement
by Burns April 11, 2003