The definitions that ruin this site.
The people that write these are usually preteen girls that need to feel special so they define themselves as a marry sue thinking people will like her.
The only thing they do is clog the decision page, so instead of looking at actually not terrible definitions you get one of these every 5 clicks.
The people that write these are usually preteen girls that need to feel special so they define themselves as a marry sue thinking people will like her.
The only thing they do is clog the decision page, so instead of looking at actually not terrible definitions you get one of these every 5 clicks.
(Insert name): (certain named induvidual) IS A GREAT GIRL THAT HAS ALOT OF FRIENDS AND GETS ALL THE BOYS WITH THE REALLY HUGE DICKS, DID I MENTION SHE IS A SEX GODDDDDD RAWR XDDD
WAY MORE THAN (Insert name of person the induvidual hates), WHO IS DATING (some fucking jock), FUCK YOU!!11!!!!11!1!!!!
Urban dictionary names, when you are just that fucking pathetic
WAY MORE THAN (Insert name of person the induvidual hates), WHO IS DATING (some fucking jock), FUCK YOU!!11!!!!11!1!!!!
Urban dictionary names, when you are just that fucking pathetic
by Densest April 23, 2017
The act of when someone puts their name on Urban Dictionary and glorifies it, just to feel good about their miserable life in their parent's abandoned basement. They're all just insecure, depressed, anti-social, unwashed, ugly, and cringy
Needless to say, these urban dictionary names are getting out of hand and are just a load of cringe. You know the truth behind it
The guys who post it are soyboys and/or internet trolls, all with an anime addiction and a moldy cheese mill (Cheese dick, got it?), while thinking that deodorant on their hairy pits and showering once a month with hardly any soap and shampoo is enough. The girls who do it aren't usually girls anyway. They're guys trying to compliment their anime pillow or their waifu, furry or anime or whatever. If it is by an actual girl, They're usually one if the ugliest and dirtiest whores you'll see on the internet, who send videos and pictures of themselves on tiktok and instagram doing trendy stuff or something that a prostitute would do. They prefer to be influencers and scam small businesses and whore out on guys to steal all their money. They want to spend their money on plastic surgery that will probably be botched and overpriced luxuries that even the upper class would struggle to afford. Despite whoring themselves out to guys to rob them, they still think men are sexist pigs and should go extinct
The guys who post it are soyboys and/or internet trolls, all with an anime addiction and a moldy cheese mill (Cheese dick, got it?), while thinking that deodorant on their hairy pits and showering once a month with hardly any soap and shampoo is enough. The girls who do it aren't usually girls anyway. They're guys trying to compliment their anime pillow or their waifu, furry or anime or whatever. If it is by an actual girl, They're usually one if the ugliest and dirtiest whores you'll see on the internet, who send videos and pictures of themselves on tiktok and instagram doing trendy stuff or something that a prostitute would do. They prefer to be influencers and scam small businesses and whore out on guys to steal all their money. They want to spend their money on plastic surgery that will probably be botched and overpriced luxuries that even the upper class would struggle to afford. Despite whoring themselves out to guys to rob them, they still think men are sexist pigs and should go extinct
by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021
The most toxic definitions on this damned website.
The people who write these only define their own names to feel better when they are just fucking losers.
They eiter say something about how good gals they are or how long their schlong is, when infact they are just the local high school bitch and a weeb with a 2 inch dick.
Stay away from these.
The people who write these only define their own names to feel better when they are just fucking losers.
They eiter say something about how good gals they are or how long their schlong is, when infact they are just the local high school bitch and a weeb with a 2 inch dick.
Stay away from these.
George is an 11 year old boy, he just found this cool website called Urban Dictionary.
George thought he could make a definition, so he chose to define his own name:
"George is a beutiful boi thet pleis minkref and has long dikk limp biscuit"
In real life, george is just a disqusting disfunctional member of society, that just started the worst trend on this damned website.
URBAN DICTIONARY NAMES
George thought he could make a definition, so he chose to define his own name:
"George is a beutiful boi thet pleis minkref and has long dikk limp biscuit"
In real life, george is just a disqusting disfunctional member of society, that just started the worst trend on this damned website.
URBAN DICTIONARY NAMES
by Densest April 06, 2017
Urban dictionary names are a type of definition you see on urban dictionary. Urban dictionary name entries comprise of 3 different types of definitions.
1. Somebody really gay and insecure sucking themselves off by posting their name and talking about how they're some kind of fucking superhero who everyone loves.
2. Somebody super horny or "in love" writing only the top dollar compliments for whoever they have romantic interests in or are in a relationship with or whatever.
3. Somebody who either got rejected by their crush or straight up just fucking hates someone writing scathing insults about them.
Overall these entries are really fucking dumb and only the cream of the crop of fedora-tipping redditors make these.
1. Somebody really gay and insecure sucking themselves off by posting their name and talking about how they're some kind of fucking superhero who everyone loves.
2. Somebody super horny or "in love" writing only the top dollar compliments for whoever they have romantic interests in or are in a relationship with or whatever.
3. Somebody who either got rejected by their crush or straight up just fucking hates someone writing scathing insults about them.
Overall these entries are really fucking dumb and only the cream of the crop of fedora-tipping redditors make these.
Urban dictionary names ex. 1: joe is a guy everyone loves. He's like a patrick bateman andrew tate sigma male top G and he has a giant cock that he fucks thousands of women with. He's very humble and charitable and he has an 18 pack abs. He can't even go outside because every time he does tons of women mob him to suck his 20 ft. long cock and give him money as an appreciation of his good deeds. People bow down when joe comes in the room because of how cool he is. God I love eating big fucking hippo turds.
Ex. 2: jenny is basically the most sexy and beautiful woman to ever exist. She's like if Marilyn Monroe and Cleopatra fucked and she never brags about her beauty. She's very amazing and sweet and I'd be blessed if she notices me. She's definitely attracted to me, I swear. Maybe she'll notice my neckbeard r/athiesm incel ass if i write this gay definition of her name on urban dictionary. God bless me with the sight of her holy majesty again. Oh boy do I love touching six year old girls. Please notice me or I'll kill my dog, jenny.
Ex. 3: Dan is a bag of shit asshole who is dating another pig bitch named anna . I wanna throw a monkey wrench at him and tear off his toenails with a pair of rusty tongs. I wanna wipe his ass off the face of the earth. He has a 1.5 inch dick and probably likes eating shit. His pathetic little ass could never compare to my divine greatness. He's even worse than hitler, pol pot, and Stalin. Fuck you dan, I hate you. Come back, anna. Please.
Ex. 2: jenny is basically the most sexy and beautiful woman to ever exist. She's like if Marilyn Monroe and Cleopatra fucked and she never brags about her beauty. She's very amazing and sweet and I'd be blessed if she notices me. She's definitely attracted to me, I swear. Maybe she'll notice my neckbeard r/athiesm incel ass if i write this gay definition of her name on urban dictionary. God bless me with the sight of her holy majesty again. Oh boy do I love touching six year old girls. Please notice me or I'll kill my dog, jenny.
Ex. 3: Dan is a bag of shit asshole who is dating another pig bitch named anna . I wanna throw a monkey wrench at him and tear off his toenails with a pair of rusty tongs. I wanna wipe his ass off the face of the earth. He has a 1.5 inch dick and probably likes eating shit. His pathetic little ass could never compare to my divine greatness. He's even worse than hitler, pol pot, and Stalin. Fuck you dan, I hate you. Come back, anna. Please.
by Urban dictionary word entries March 05, 2023
A place where people will type someone's name and vent about said person positively or negatively. Honestly, not the place for you guys to talk about your big fat crush on Angie or how much of a thot she is but I'm sure Angie appreciates the gesture..
by Angieeatstoddlers November 18, 2019
Name definitions that horny teens put down to desire and simp on about their non existent dream boyfriends.
They are everywhere on the urban dictionary, type in a name and all the simps will come for you.
They are everywhere on the urban dictionary, type in a name and all the simps will come for you.
Charlie: is an urban dictionary name
The definition of Charlie: hE iS s0 sWeEt lOvInG bOy alWayS vEry fUnnY and hAS hUGE aBs aLl tHE gIrLs lOvE hIm aNd I WAnt cHaRLie aS a b0yFr1end
The definition of Charlie: hE iS s0 sWeEt lOvInG bOy alWayS vEry fUnnY and hAS hUGE aBs aLl tHE gIrLs lOvE hIm aNd I WAnt cHaRLie aS a b0yFr1end
by TravisScott12345 July 02, 2020
For people who have low self-esteem, that they make definitions about their names so they can feel better.
People: Look at Helen, shes on Urban Dictionary, I wonder what she is typing.
Helen: I'm so sad that I have to make a Urban Dictionary Name Definition to make myself feel better.
Helen: I'm so sad that I have to make a Urban Dictionary Name Definition to make myself feel better.
by Coora's Tanabata February 15, 2020