uptown philly

Is the northwest section of Philadelphia west oak lane east oak lane east germantown mt airy. East mt airy mostly hood home for philly rappers cassidy and quilly millz

I run my city from south philly back to uptown philly

by osama Santana February 18, 2014

Uptown Gunk

When you go up in the town and accidentally jizz when you see an extremely hot girl

Guy 1: *Sees really hot girls*
Guy 2: (Guy 1) DAMN LOOK AT THOSE REALLY HOT GIRLS!
Guy 1: SHIT UPTOWN GUNK

by GunkerDunker March 5, 2015

Uptown fuck

Sex with a posh person

Person 1. That guy is such a rah, not sure I want to sleep with him.

Person 2. Why not? Everyone knows uptown fuck gon give it to ya

by Get your coat you've pauled January 17, 2015

uptown real estate

big boobs, area that is nice and safe in contrast to the grime and filth located downtown where a number of unknown diseases flourish

howard: i ain't ever eat pussy in my life but i wouldn't mind going downtown on that broad, she classy
desmond: real talk...she got some nice uptown real estate too, look like million dollar mansions

by bobbycuzin September 3, 2007

uptown funk

The putrid odor resulting from the combination of feces, vomit, and alcohol that is the result of a hard night of partying in an uptown bar district.

After he was released from the hospital, Robbie threw away his clothing and took a 45 minute shower to remove the smell of the uptown funk from last night's bachelor party.

by The Angry Ogre February 13, 2015

Uptown Mirdif

Located in dubai, it is an area that was meant to be for families and friends to chill in coffee shops, restaurants, and do some light shopping. In reality though, it is a place where chammaks thrive, and the word uptown has become synonymous with the word chammak; dokha is smoked there, alcohol is drank in the park “secretly”, glue is huffed from mountain dew bottles, EC is huffed from old T-Shirts, and chammaks use this place as a meeting spot, hangout spot, and of course, and fighting ring. The security doesn’t do shit and only chases you for riding a bike inside; but they don’t give a shit if you kill someone so that’s why chammaks love it.

Chammak 1: Hey bro are you going to the blackout party tonight?

Chammak 2: Yeah man let’s go together though, you wanna take a cab together?

Chammak 1: Hell yea yabbi, let’s meet at the uptown mirdif taxi line and take a cab and run away from paying the fare when we get to jumeira.

Chammak 2: You read my mind yakhi.

by UptownDokha July 5, 2019

uptown

Adjective. Literally referring to the high class area of town, Uptown can generally be used as a positive adjective in any situation.

"these shoes are uptown"
"this beer is uptown"

or...

Rob: "hey Cott did you get some poon-tang last night?"
Scott: "Why indeed I did kind sir! It was motherfucking UP-Town!"

by Rob January 12, 2005