Uppercunt

A swift, unexpected, yet well-deserved punch to the vagina, whether literal or metaphorical. Usually, but not always to a stranger.

When the judge sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 90 days in jail, Lindsay looked like she had caught a decisive uppercunt. And she wept appropriately.

No matter how many uppercunts Amy Winehouse receives she always gets back up like nothing happened. She's the Mohammed Ali of the Golden Glove. Am I wrong?

by Foulio July 9, 2010

Uppercunt

Striking a female in the genitals with a forceful upwards swing.

Did you see those two chicks fighting? I cant believe she dropped the other chick with an uppercunt!

by DirtyJila March 5, 2011

Uppercunt

Fisting at a higher than recommended velocity. 3 second charge time required.

"I ended it with Jason because he uppercunted me on Saturday."

by The Gun Penguin January 24, 2015

UpperCunt

An upper cut to the vagina

Shut your face or i'm gonna hit you with an uppercunt.

by Squeener69 May 1, 2010

uppercunt

To uppercut a women in the cunt.

"Dude she stood up and queefed cum on me so i uppercunted a bitch."

by Tdawg Zweiner May 19, 2010

uppercunt

When you drop to one knee and punch a woman in the vagina with an uppercut

Adam your an asshole (slap)

Bitch please ( uppercunt )

by sychaen February 11, 2014

UpperCunting

An alternate to Fisting, UpperCunting is the act of forming a fist with your hand and using it to pleasure a sexual partner, by sticking it in ones orifice.

David and Sally want to try something new to spice up their sexlife. Sally suggests UpperCunting and David thinks shes a sexual deviant. Sally was denied UpperCunting.

by FrankoPancakes October 14, 2015