Unplayable Lie

A girl that's so hot she's unable to be approached, so you give up.

We saw Tara Reid at the Super Bowl, but we didn't talk to her because she is an unplayable lie

by Steve&Craig November 14, 2003

Unplayable

(1) Description of an individual (male or female) who is extremely successful with the opposite sex to the extent that if he or she makes a move on someone, it will inevitably end up with the unplayable individual getting his/her way. The individual often appears to put in little to no effort yet is always successful in record-breaking time.

OR

(2) Description of a female individual who is so attractive that nobody would have the confidence to speak to her, except perhaps an Unplayable male.

Both definitions are analogous with an unplayable cricket delivery, i.e. just too good.

(1) "Where's Tom?"
"He's chatting to that girl over there"
"Oh yeah. Well we won't be getting a taxi back with him then"
"I know. Once a girl is in his sights that's it. The guy is completely unplayable."

(2)"That girl is so good looking, I wouldn't have a prayer of chatting her up."
"Yeah, I know. She's completely unplayable."

by brad2911 September 14, 2012

Unslagable

noun
not able to be slagged/ joked at/ made fun of

Person 1: omg the state of that guy there! i should slag him
Person 2: nah man, that guy is awesome, he's unslagable

by Definitely not Robert O'C April 26, 2013

unstabable

Unable to be stabbed

When she discovered that I was unstabable, she shot me.

by FakeWordMaker March 3, 2017

unshagable

From shag and unfuckable meaning: unattractive, wouldn't have sexual relations.

All dem thots are unshagable

by Dontrum April 7, 2017

Unlayable

Gross and not to be laid with; they do not get laid because they are homely, white, male Trump supporters with small penises.

These domestic terrorists are unlayable.

by anonymous October 9, 2020

Unstabable

Not able to be stabbed

Hey Nevaeh I’m unstabable also you’re wrong I’m right it’s a real word

by Totallynotbrandon April 28, 2022