unitard

An individual who wears the uniform/jersey of a sports team or player only because he/she heard that the team won some type of championship. Additionally, the person really does not know anything about sports and just wants to look cool wearing the logo/name of a champion, as if he/she followed them from the beginning.

That unitard is always changing his favorite team.

by psychmajor92376 August 2, 2006

unitard

part unicorn and part retard!!!!!

my hair looks unitard today!!!

by thechickwhidoesntusenames December 14, 2006

Unitarded

Adj: A politically correct substitute for the word "retarded" that describes something so silly or lame that it's laughably dysfunctional. Derived from the item of clothing known as the "unitard" that makes most people look ludicrous.

The media's obsession with flag pins in a presidential election is completely unitarded.

by Freddy Nager April 25, 2008

unitard

Someone a little bit special...needs, but with a horn.

Ralph: "Look at me, I'm a unitard"

by Greeneyedjunkie February 19, 2007

unitard

A person who uses unicode letter replacements in order to be cool in the online word. These people also usually think they can hack, but have never written a line of code in their life.

₤ãώđ　 Øf　 βГăıń　 ∑ă╥ıй 　ζǿmβìέš　　　is a perfect example of a unitard

by bentangle January 27, 2009

unitard

Someone who stays at a university too long, e.g. an eternal grad student.

Nine years to finish the Ph.D? You're a unitard!

by oboeguy May 2, 2006

unitard

A person that can only do one thing at a time.

My husband and I were having dinner and I was going to look up something on my laptop that we were discussing and he said, "Don't, let's just talk." I replied, "I can do both, I'm not a unitard." Then my husband said, "I think you just made up a new word. Add it to Urban Dictionary."

by Jackson P Frazbowski April 6, 2008