unicycle

A man that spins his own wheels. A man that pleasures himself. Pleasure in your own company, no one else.

The lonely man performed a unicycle in the privacy of his own home.

by Dman930 February 21, 2009

Unicycle Sam

Jtown's most popular attraction. Such an amazing unicyclist his sets go for not 1, not 2, but 3 whole hours. Rides around with a little monkey attached to a chain and yells "WILD MONKEY" and gets the kids going crazy. May or may not have injured pedestrians. 40% chance he is addicted to heroin (this is Jtown after all). Notable appearances include the 2013 NUC in Butler PA and the 2017 Potatofest in Ebensburg PA. Popular with the players of the online videogame TagPro.

Unicycle Sam screams at the kids "WILD MONEKY WILD MONKEY!!!" while noshing on some chicken balls

by xXLoNgIsLaNdGaLXx September 26, 2017

Dick Unicycle

A sexual position in which the male inserts his penis into his partner's vagina and proceeds to curl back upon himself, grasping his ankles with his hands to form a human "wheel." This position ought to be held for a period of no less than 10 minutes, after which the rider dismounts and no one is satisfied.

Linda: Are you coming to my bat mitzvah potluck this weekend?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've a got dick unicycle to ride.

Linda: Is the dick unicycle really all it's cracked up to be?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, I have really weak wrists

Linda: Why is Stuart all covered in mud? Did he fall outside?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, we were doing the dick unicycle in the rain

by AuntCarrie143 May 2, 2018

Revere Unicycle

A bicycle, that has clearly been stolen due to the fact that the front wheel is no where to be found, that is being riden down the street on only its rear wheel

Dude-guy, I was just sittin' at the bar at Unos in Revere, you know the one just off the rotary by the Squire, and out of the corner of my eye I see this guy riding a Revere Unicycle down Route 60. Yeah, it was a $600 mountain bike with no front wheel, definitely stolen.

by BigJim September 12, 2015

Unicycle Johnson

Used during roller hockey games. When a player on skates is not looking, an opposing player comes up from behind and sticks the blade of his stick between his legs and hits him in the balls. The player then proceeds to drag the unwilling recipient as far as he can on skates.

Billy didn't like the way Tom was playing in the hockey game, so he gave Tom a unicycle Johnson during a time out and Tom hasn't played since.

by Bryan McCabe August 28, 2008

unicycle wedgie

when you ride a unicycle for a long time and ur balls start to burn and you get a wedgie that hurts you butthole

Im sore from the unicycle wedgie last night.

by sexyninja69 February 2, 2009

degreasing the unicycle

the act of masturbating furiously

Brandon was degreasing the unicycle when his girlfriend caught him in the act and gave him a helping hand

by johnny dud May 7, 2007