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Unicorning

going into a fast food place and getting a ice-cream cone then smashing it on your forhead then walking out
walker barnett went too chickfilla and smashed a ice-cone on his forhead

as his died friends died watching him go unicorning
by the unicornerererr September 7, 2011
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Unicorning

The act of running around naked with an erection.
This guy got so drunk last night, i saw him unicorning through the street!
by Unicorners August 22, 2011
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uniconing

The act of purchasing an ice-cream cone at a drive through, asking the person if they believe in unicorns, then sticking the ice-cream cone to your forehead while slowly driving away screaming, "believe"!!
Mary and Jane went uniconing through the drive-through window with icecream cones stuck to their forheads.
by Layynuhh Dee August 20, 2011
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unicorning

Go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask the person if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead saying believe(best done in the drive thru)
jack and bob when unicorning at maccas
by cheese&crackers September 28, 2012
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unicorning

Unicorn is commonly used in the CAL forums to censor the word fuck.
ORIGINAL - bchillz is a fucking idiot
CENSOR - bchillz is a unicorning idiot
by kezboard June 27, 2007
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unicorninabottle

A Nice Person who will constantly ask you not to call her that because, "I'm really not."

Of course, those who get to know a unicorninabottle soon find that this self-deprecation holds some truth to it, as this fableinastable will usually own several murdersheds, endanger innocent lives by SnapChatting on a bike, make more vulgar jokes than a horny clownfish, exhibit a severe dislike of matching socks, and talk like a preppyass black chick.

But past the sass and the houseless snails and the period-blood war paint, this mythical creature is anything but: She's just a human, and a good one. She won't pretend, she won't hesitate to be blunt, and she will tell you the facts and reveal herself and your self to you as she sees fit, for everyone's benefit. And in that way, she acquires a mythical status, whether she likes it or not, simply due to the rarity of such people.

Keep friends like this close, and be careful not to make enemies of them. And for the love of God, don't let them stay up til 4 AM. Things get real weird around 4 AM.
Unicorninabottle: "You are an amazing person. If you ever want to talk, I am here for you."
Responder: "Aaaw, you're such a unicorninabottle."

IF RESPONDER WAS A STRANGER
Unicorninabottle: "Nahw, I'm not really that nice. (◕‿◕✿)"

IF RESPONDER WAS A FRIEND:
Unicorninabottle: "Shut up, fucko."

IF RESPONDER WAS A FRIEND AND IT'S LATE AT NIGHT:
Unicorninabottle: "YEAH I AM, SUCK MY DICK YA PUNK"
by Ego Finale September 9, 2014
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unicorning

Placing your hand apon your head with your index finger placed straight outright like a unicorns horn. either used to stimulate the vigina or anus. while the mouth pulls a raspberry into the opposite hole.
Also known as a "Unicorn"
"Have you ever been to the hut in hook? all sorts of things go on there. even unicorning."
by TomMurtha June 26, 2007
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