uniboob

When it looks like you have one massive breast. This usally happens when a girl wears a sports bra or one of those tank tops with the shelf bra.

The guys at the Gym like to stare at my uniboob.

by Emily Z. April 3, 2006

Unitology

Have you ever felt like you we were meant to be a part of something bigger? Then maybe, Unitology is for you! Founded 200 years ago by our savior Michael Altman. Unitologists believe that one day, all mankind will be united through the power of a sacred arrifact known as the marker. We call this process: Convergence. Imagine it: All mankind brought together with one purpose, with one mind, with one soul. No war, no fear, no hate. If that sounds like an ideal world to you, then look no further! Convergence is coming, and Unitology is helping it happen!

We have became too many, too little to go around. Corporations that we once trusted with our money have squandered it. The governments that we once trusted in our future, sabotaged it. For their eternal credit we are dying. Fear not. There is a future. As promised by the prophet Michael Altman, the Black Marker has a plan - for all of you. It will lift us up from our miserable existence and we will become one. United in body, and united in spirit. Our unity will be our salvation. We will live on. Not as man, but as god. Unitology is waiting for you my friends, throw of the chains of this life, and join us as the new one begins.

by Cerebrex June 25, 2023

unbiological brother

Your best friend in the whole entire world! You love him like a brother.
everyone knows you guys are tight. You would trust him with anything.

Hes a brother from another mother!

Hes my unbiological brother!

by Unbiological bro November 20, 2016

uniboob

Condition when a woman wears a tight lycra fitted tube top for exercising and looses form of two boobs to just one

Check you the girl with the uniboob.

by Chevyfan October 31, 2003

unibonger

In short, Chong from Cheech and Chong. Nickname from when he was in prison for selling waterpipes. Cheech said it on the food network while cooking with Rachel Ray.

"Hows Chong doing?"
"Oh hes doing fine, the prision inmates even gave him a nickname...the UniBonger."

by Ferliage September 8, 2008

unihole

A unihole is when someone has so much double pentration that there is no longer two distinguishable holes, instead there is one gaping hole remaining. This serves a useful purpose as you can hide things in it.

"my unihole is hella sore from hiding my bowling ball in it" or...

"could you please remove your penis before i end up with a unihole"

by dr.babe May 8, 2006

Unbiological Family

Friends, roommates, or neighbors who are as close as family and fill the function a proper family should, complete with uncondictional love (and frequent bickering). A boon for those with less than happy real families. Similar to the Japanese Nakama; see Brother From Another Mother for a specific relationship.

"...and this is my sister Megan."
"Dude, aren't you an only child?"
"We're unbiological family."

by Moonlit Silver October 29, 2008