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Get the unisack mug.An animal (cat/dog/etc) missing a significant portion of an upper canine tooth. A Unifang is identified by an awkward smile with a single fang protruding from beneath the upper lip region. If a Unifang bites you, the bite mark can be recognized by the unsymmetric pattern of the missing canine portion.
Odie: Did you leave that bite mark on Jon's hand when you got busted stealing the lasagna?
Garfield: Let me guess, you noticed it has my Unifang trademark?
Garfield: Let me guess, you noticed it has my Unifang trademark?
by LAG_LAG March 28, 2009
Get the Unifang mug.One who is reppin' his swag to both sexes of the human race. Their 'uniswag' is shown and is attractive to both males and females, regardless of sexual orientation. Someone who has 'uniswag' has the equivalent to over 9000 units of 'swag'. They're usually 'bawlin' with men and women all over them on a 24 hour 7 day week basis. They never have time to talk to you, for they are maintaining their uniswag.
Person 1: Did you see Jesse Murphy the other day at the party? He had his Uniswag on!
Person 2: I guess he got his swagga back
Person 2: I guess he got his swagga back
by Jeffers. June 22, 2011
Get the Uniswag mug.An old friend who, usually around freshers' week, instantly forgets every aspect of who they were before they attended university and embraces their new surroundings to the point of: forgetting everyone they hung out with for the past two decades; constantly updating Facebook with statuses such as
"OMG dontrmember last nite!", "fire alarm...", "Missed lecture this morning LOLOLOLOL" "cant wait to go back to Derp Uni, home sucks"; and endless blurred photos of one shitty bar.
You can try and remain their friend, but they've sadly become insular, inane, and boring within a few weeks. No cure is yet known, and these symptoms usually do not wear off. In time, the inane updates will move on to work and children. Expect to be forgotten, and then cut them out first, like a boss.
"OMG dontrmember last nite!", "fire alarm...", "Missed lecture this morning LOLOLOLOL" "cant wait to go back to Derp Uni, home sucks"; and endless blurred photos of one shitty bar.
You can try and remain their friend, but they've sadly become insular, inane, and boring within a few weeks. No cure is yet known, and these symptoms usually do not wear off. In time, the inane updates will move on to work and children. Expect to be forgotten, and then cut them out first, like a boss.
Oh wow, you stole a traffic cone last night? Amateur. That reeks of unifaggotry. Anyone can do that. Think big! I want a motorway exit sign on that kitchen wall!
by JJJJr. Shabadoo November 26, 2010
Get the Unifaggot mug.When a couple has been together for too long and start to resemble each other. Not just in how they act or dress but actually physical similarities.
Owners and pets can have the same problems.
Owners and pets can have the same problems.
Nora and Ben have been together for 60 years. Nora and Ben have the same face. Ben is slightly taller than Nora and Nora has a vagina.
Nora and Ben have a Uniface
Nora and Ben have a Uniface
by The Scuzzy one June 23, 2011
Get the Uniface mug.A Unistate, also called a "united state", is a nation in which multiple states unite together into one, nationally equal, state.
The socialist nation's united and became a unistate.
If all the European countries united into one nation, then they would be considered a unistate.
If all the European countries united into one nation, then they would be considered a unistate.
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