One who is reppin' his swag to both sexes of the human race. Their 'uniswag' is shown and is attractive to both males and females, regardless of sexual orientation. Someone who has 'uniswag' has the equivalent to over 9000 units of 'swag'. They're usually 'bawlin' with men and women all over them on a 24 hour 7 day week basis. They never have time to talk to you, for they are maintaining their uniswag.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods