An animal (cat/dog/etc) missing a significant portion of an upper canine tooth. A Unifang is identified by an awkward smile with a single fang protruding from beneath the upper lip region. If a Unifang bites you, the bite mark can be recognized by the unsymmetric pattern of the missing canine portion.
Odie: Did you leave that bite mark on Jon's hand when you got busted stealing the lasagna?
Garfield: Let me guess, you noticed it has my Unifang trademark?
Garfield: Let me guess, you noticed it has my Unifang trademark?
by LAG_LAG March 28, 2009
an adjective or possibly a verb pending context, describing something that has been altered to bring others in awe/envious of the magnitude of its magnificence
I pimp't out my ride and compared to yours, it sucks.
There once was a fable about a wolf and a girl with a red hood, but once Little Red Riding Hood Pimp't out her Glock, the wolf didn't want what is in her picnic basket!
There once was a fable about a wolf and a girl with a red hood, but once Little Red Riding Hood Pimp't out her Glock, the wolf didn't want what is in her picnic basket!
by LAG_LAG March 28, 2009