Definitions by LAG_LAG

Unifang 

An animal (cat/dog/etc) missing a significant portion of an upper canine tooth. A Unifang is identified by an awkward smile with a single fang protruding from beneath the upper lip region. If a Unifang bites you, the bite mark can be recognized by the unsymmetric pattern of the missing canine portion.

Odie: Did you leave that bite mark on Jon's hand when you got busted stealing the lasagna?
Garfield: Let me guess, you noticed it has my Unifang trademark?

Unifang by LAG_LAG March 28, 2009

Pimp't 

an adjective or possibly a verb pending context, describing something that has been altered to bring others in awe/envious of the magnitude of its magnificence

I pimp't out my ride and compared to yours, it sucks.

There once was a fable about a wolf and a girl with a red hood, but once Little Red Riding Hood Pimp't out her Glock, the wolf didn't want what is in her picnic basket!

Pimp't by LAG_LAG March 27, 2009