An animal (cat/dog/etc) missing a significant portion of an upper canine tooth. A Unifang is identified by an awkward smile with a single fang protruding from beneath the upper lip region. If a Unifang bites you, the bite mark can be recognized by the unsymmetric pattern of the missing canine portion.
Odie: Did you leave that bite mark on Jon's hand when you got busted stealing the lasagna?
Garfield: Let me guess, you noticed it has my Unifang trademark?
Garfield: Let me guess, you noticed it has my Unifang trademark?
by LAG_LAG March 28, 2009
Get the Unifang mug.An old friend who, usually around freshers' week, instantly forgets every aspect of who they were before they attended university and embraces their new surroundings to the point of: forgetting everyone they hung out with for the past two decades; constantly updating Facebook with statuses such as
"OMG dontrmember last nite!", "fire alarm...", "Missed lecture this morning LOLOLOLOL" "cant wait to go back to Derp Uni, home sucks"; and endless blurred photos of one shitty bar.
You can try and remain their friend, but they've sadly become insular, inane, and boring within a few weeks. No cure is yet known, and these symptoms usually do not wear off. In time, the inane updates will move on to work and children. Expect to be forgotten, and then cut them out first, like a boss.
"OMG dontrmember last nite!", "fire alarm...", "Missed lecture this morning LOLOLOLOL" "cant wait to go back to Derp Uni, home sucks"; and endless blurred photos of one shitty bar.
You can try and remain their friend, but they've sadly become insular, inane, and boring within a few weeks. No cure is yet known, and these symptoms usually do not wear off. In time, the inane updates will move on to work and children. Expect to be forgotten, and then cut them out first, like a boss.
Oh wow, you stole a traffic cone last night? Amateur. That reeks of unifaggotry. Anyone can do that. Think big! I want a motorway exit sign on that kitchen wall!
by JJJJr. Shabadoo November 26, 2010
Get the Unifaggot mug.Much like the dreaded Unibrow, the Unibang (or Unibangs) are a continuation of a persons Unibrow connecting the hair line near the temples. It creates one continuous hair/eye brow.
"It took me all morning tweezing and plucking my Unibangs so that I didn't have one long continuous Unibrow."
Much like wolf boy or girl. Most Italian/Mexican/Puerto Rican people know what I am talking about!
Much like wolf boy or girl. Most Italian/Mexican/Puerto Rican people know what I am talking about!
by Q-oon June 11, 2010
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Get the Unibang mug.A type of homosexual (gaybo or dyke) that is commonly found in universities.
Often politically active, wears lots of badges on their jacket and shirts.
Looks similar to both the EMO and the HIPPY.
Often politically active, wears lots of badges on their jacket and shirts.
Looks similar to both the EMO and the HIPPY.
"Why have you cut you hair short like a boy, Mary?"
"im not a dyke, just a political emo".
"No, your a Unifag!"
"im not a dyke, just a political emo".
"No, your a Unifag!"
by BUSHYoooooooooo April 4, 2008
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by Felix Deathpunch June 7, 2011
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