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Uncoolness Leak

When somebody who always tries to maintain a high level of coolness / hipsterness on Facebook is tagged in a ridiculous image or status by an old friend or family member, which makes them ashamed and destroys their Facebook 'image'.

This also happens when one of their family members comments on one of their photos with something retarded.
Have you seen how Poppy's older sister has commented on literally every one of her photos? What an Uncoolness Leak, man.
by AgentB August 27, 2011
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uncoolness

not a word, but some idiots think it is
Justin used the word "uncoolness" in his definition, doesn't he know that's not a word?!! Man, he is one loser, no wonder his sn is jcc malu
by David June 28, 2005
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unlookie

Adj: To be absolutely unlucky, to have the worst luck
Chipsa is unlookie
Calum is unlookie
by Weedwacker January 2, 2020
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Uncooked Egg

Refers to a cute girl who's body looks good in clothes but awful naked.

For example, when you crack an uncooked egg into a pan, the whites and yolks go everywhere you don't want them to go. You want the yolk in the middle, but it just keeps running all over. A girl is an uncooked egg if you think her lady bits will go all over the second her clothes come off.
Guy 1: I can't tell if I'd bang her or not...sometimes she looks real good.

Guy 2: Don't waste your time bro, she's a total uncooked egg.
by BigDogXXIX October 14, 2011
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uncooked chicken nugget

Roman is and uncooked chicken nugget.
by Jonathan Bob January 25, 2018
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uncooked bacon

Scraggley ass white bitch.
Ex. My man Tarell left me for some second class uncooked bacon ass ho.
by UncookedBacon February 27, 2016
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uncooked juno

A very cool and hot and sexy person
HOLY SHITTERS IS THAT “THE” UNCOOKED JUNO WHOM IS VERY HOT
by your moms humongous balls July 25, 2021
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