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Uncle Ben

An Uncle Ben is that one uncle that nobody wants to leave their kids alone with. As well as been a fat nonce, An Uncle Ben also wears adult nappies due to shitting his pants at work.
I don't want to go stand over there, he looks like an Uncle Ben.
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uncle ben

the coolest guy ever, always there for you,provdes comfort and nourishment in times of need
uncle ben is at your beckon and call
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Uncle Ben

A traditionally older persons American car that "cooks rice" (ie, is faster than Asian imports).
by Carman Guya January 13, 2007
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uncle ben

(n.)

Pertaining to the car tuning hobby and the gaudy aftermarket car parts industry, the name "Uncle Ben" comes from a trademark brand of rice (Asian food staple) whose namesake has been misappropriated to describe ricers/riceboys.

A recurring joke held against the ricer community is that ricers don't buy their own cars or mods; everything is either a gift from parents or is just charged to daddy's credit card--hence the appeal of the "Uncle Ben" label.
"Hey check out Uncle Ben's Civic there. That thing's louder and more annoying than Gilbert Gottfried and it's got more stickers on it than a teenage girl's locker."
by Siegfried Zaga May 26, 2005
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uncle ben's boys

a racial term to define asians.
look at uncle ben's boys driving around in their hondas, shouldn't they be out on the rice patties?
by oliverclosoff December 1, 2009
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Uncle Ben

What my nephew/nephews/niece/nieces is/are gonna call me because my name is Benjamin.
I, Benjamin, am going to have a nephew/niece, probably more. I'm going to be called Uncle Ben
by the random. October 29, 2021
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