A short, fat, green haired organism possibly the result of a female leprocon and a black malemidget having unprotected sex. (This isn't rare in most cases)
Willie wont pay for the Umpa-Lumpa's DNA test to find out who da fuck his daddy is...
A female U.S. Marine. They are short, wide, annoying and look funny. They wear two-piece suits(Marine Corps Camaflauge- blouse and trousers.) Their hair is all puffed up.
cheep workers, most commonly used to make chocolate. while not very pleasant to look at the due to their midget/woman/transvestite appearance they do have some catchy rhymes.
example 1
bob: "Hey dude just hire some Mexicans to dig the ditch"
mark: "Naw man ima get some Umpa-Lumps there cheeper"
example 2
bill: "listen to them spook's singin their nigger work song"
hank: "i reckon them Umpa-Lumpa can sing also huh"